Reasons I might not get accepted

[deleted407021]

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Let me guess. She is Asian?

Nope. White and nerdy like myself.

 

[Ahii]

Have you shadowed a doctor? if so, how long? MD, DO or both?
Any clinical volunteering? If so, what type, and how long?
Any non-clinical volunteering? If so, what type, and how long?

I shadowed a DO for a few hours last week and will shadow him again for another few hours this week. I intend to shadow another DO later this month.

I volunteered for a few weeks at a Free Clinic, total 15-20 hours, and in a wilderness setting (providing healthcare) for 1 week (total 40 hours).

No non-clinical volunteering, although I may join a volunteer fire department in October.

 

[Goro]

Concur with this diagnosis and prescribing the Ignore function to OP. Administering now. Awaiting mods to administer banhammer. OP may feel some pressure between the eyes as applied.

Classic trolling mistake. You turned it way beyond 11 in a direction that no one could ever find believable, peppered too much self-importance, narcissism, entitlement, and arrogance into your posts, and declared yourself to be the most special snowflake of all time. It's too much all at once, and not nearly as clever as you think it is, unfortunately. You had some good bait in there, with the little bits about being native and dropping hints about hygiene and such, but there was just too much. You passed the point of suspension of disbelief way too early on.

 

[Ahii]

Banning me for being an extremely nontraditional applicant is more than a bit harsh, don't you think?

Would a troll do what I just did in the AACOMAS verification thread? That would be a very elaborate ruse.

Concur with this diagnosis and prescribing the Ignore function to OP. Administering now. Awaiting mods to administer banhammer. OP may feel some pressure between the eyes as applied.

 

[deleted407021]

I miss streampaw.

 

[Goro]

You just made me bellow out loud with laughter on that one, Senpai!

I miss streampaw.

 

[NovMSScr]

6.9/10

7/10 with rice