10+ Year Member
Aug 19, 2008
got this forwarded via email and thought I'd share. hahahaha.

best place to go if you...

hate vegetables except corn - Iowa
want a four course breakfast every Friday - Emory
are allergic to the sun - University of Washington
went "to school in Boston" - USC/Doheny
have been on "Pimp my ride" - UCLA/Jules Stein
have hair that does well in humidity - Bascom Palmer Eye Institute
are pathologically nice - Washington University in St. Louis
would like to experience a GSW to the orbit - Hopkins/Wilmer
were prom queen/king - Wills
want to find a significant other - UCSF
like to wear bowties - UIC/Illinois Eye and Ear
are a guy from the midwest or south - California Pacific Medical Center
don't want to work on your birthday - Michigan/Kellogg
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