Haha, while those technically are doors, they're wee little hobbit doors. If you're going to school to market dental supplies, you could probably save yourself roughly 4 years of time by cutting out the ol' DDS. As far as the income thing, if my memory serves me right Bill Dorfman's income is split down the middle between Discus Dental and his private practice.
Of course, he didn't go anywhere fancy like Columbia
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I won't argue about the Ivy boys thing, can't get that anywhere else, though in my mind they all probably look something like this:
