Scrubs + Urinal

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How do you take a piss?

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you mean like in post #6?
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Toilet but only because in middle school we had an epidemic of kids pushing each other into urinals when they were using it. Hahaha it was so much fun but after a few traumatizing experiences of being pushed into the urinal, I always use the toilet now with a door shut.
 
Worse.... you're so careful. The subtle shake. You're batting 1000.... and then, at the sink, water vs crotch. No one would believe you....
 
Thin fabric makes even a small drop look like a giant leak. Also, as alluded to above, the lack of a fly makes the whole operation more difficult.
Which would be a problem if you were free balling. If you have so much leakage that it seeps through your boxers/underwear you seriously need to learn "the maneuver" in that other thread posted here.

The no fly isn't a big deal either, you just hold up your pants the same way you do in every other situation where you don't have a fly. Most doctors I've met have 2 hands.
 
Agreed with Womb Raider. You can't just pull the front of the scrubs down and hold it in place? If the pants are falling on the floor, they're too big; if you can't whip it out over top of the waistband, you've either got 18" junk or your pants are too small.

Plus, whether you get a stray drop or the sink is extra splashy, scrubs dry in about 2 minutes anyway.
 
Which would be a problem if you were free balling. If you have so much leakage that it seeps through your boxers/underwear you seriously need to learn "the maneuver" in that other thread posted here.
Splashes and stray drops happen. Also, sinks.

The no fly isn't a big deal either, you just hold up your pants the same way you do in every other situation where you don't have a fly. Most doctors I've met have 2 hands.
Agreed with Womb Raider. You can't just pull the front of the scrubs down and hold it in place? If the pants are falling on the floor, they're too big; if you can't whip it out over top of the waistband, you've either got 18" junk or your pants are too small.
Use your imagination. Baggy scrubs (so they're long enough) without elastic need to stay at least partially tied. Choke points happen.

Plus, whether you get a stray drop or the sink is extra splashy, scrubs dry in about 2 minutes anyway.
2 minutes of pure unadulterated shame.
 
Flip the elephant with its ears over the rope fence and go to town. Then, milk the cows from proximal to distal until the cows come home. Revert to original position and you are all set. No drops - nothing.

To avoid splash from the urinal, spray a few inches off center. The physics of this move prevents rogue drops from leaping towards you. As for toilets - who does that? That shrine is reserved for quiet time.
 
urine follows what is known as the Plateau-Rayleigh instability—where a pee stream breaks up into drops before striking something else. That's the worst thing that can happen, the team reports, because each drop creates splash-back. To avoid that, men should stand as close to the urinal as possible they advise. Also helpful is directing the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a downward angle. That creates less splash-back and the drops that do bounce, head downwards into the urinal drain. Conversely, to prevent messing one's trousers (or angering neighbors) they suggest men not spray directly into the urinal or into the pool that forms at the bottom of the urinal, both cause a lot of splash-back.

Read more at: https://phys.org/news/2013-11-university-physicists-urine-splash-back-tactics.html#jCp
 
Flip the elephant with its ears over the rope fence and go to town. Then, milk the cows from proximal to distal until the cows come home. Revert to original position and you are all set. No drops - nothing.

To avoid splash from the urinal, spray a few inches off center. The physics of this move prevents rogue drops from leaping towards you. As for toilets - who does that? That shrine is reserved for quiet time.

I think the thread is about urinating not masturbating. This is good advice for the latter though.
 
I used to do the old trick where you just flick a few droplets of water onto the bottom of your shirt so that it looks like you just got water there while washing your hands, but now I just don't give a ****