SDN1977 & Kwizard
Started by ZpackSux
For those that would like to be judged by the size of their lawnmowers: No matter how big it is, it's still green.
That is all.
That is all.
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sdn1977 said:
She's talking about Zpack and his toys.
ZpackSux said:
Have to agree with you on that one- John Deere's are a very serious thing. 🙂
The ladies are NOT impressed by that.ZpackSux said:
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ZpackSux said:
Thanks for the compliment, I guess?! 🙂 However, I've got to admit that the older I have become the more I too have become obsessed w/ lawn care machines/devices. I'm not to the level of buying a John Deere yet, but the idea is enticing.
I'm sure your wife says the same thing about you!ZpackSux said:
Ztrak suxZpackSux said:
My lawnmower is from the 80s and it came with the place. It has this throttle on the side I have to manually pump about 20 times, then run over to the pull cord and pull it within about 2 seconds to get it to start. Maybe. If the grass is more than 3" tall, it just kinda shuts off and flings grass chunks towards my feet. It takes me about 30 minutes to cut the grass for my tiny little mobile home plot.
Suffice it to say, I've been paying this chubby neighborhood boy to cut it since May. He has this badass mower with a key ignition. I want. The bad thing is that he comes around, like, two days after he cuts it to try to convince me it needs cut again. I think he's addicted to heroin or something. He's not as bad as my neighbor, though. The other night he was blasting the theme song from "Scooby-Doo" on repeat with his 1000 watt stereo for about an hour straight.
Trailer Parks are weird.
Suffice it to say, I've been paying this chubby neighborhood boy to cut it since May. He has this badass mower with a key ignition. I want. The bad thing is that he comes around, like, two days after he cuts it to try to convince me it needs cut again. I think he's addicted to heroin or something. He's not as bad as my neighbor, though. The other night he was blasting the theme song from "Scooby-Doo" on repeat with his 1000 watt stereo for about an hour straight.
Trailer Parks are weird.
WVUPharm2007 said:
hmmmm WVU....do you have a cute wife (who looks like Eva Longoria)? Maybe the lawn boy is like that kid on Desperate Housewives....
I keep telling my husband we need a pool boy (we have no pool 😡 ) but now I may try to convince him we need a lawn boy 😉 !
Maybe you need a new tool.....lawnmower...you don't want to have to manually pump everytime! 😳
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sdn1977 said:
Her, inside giant heart next to left ventricle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/McDiggy/DSCF0020.jpg
I'm going to go to the store and buy a kiddie pool for $7, then let my dog play in it.
The lawn maintenance people come tomorrow. I need to pick up poop.
The lawn maintenance people come tomorrow. I need to pick up poop.
ZpackSux said:
Zpack - a 39yo lawn/pool boy with a green & yellow......thing! OK - no!
The only good part of that MAY be you're a CA Aggie (not that Texas kind!) & I think you're as big a pharmacy geek as Kwizard & me! 😉
But....good luck with the ladies on the block.... 🙂
sdn1977 said:Zpack - a 39yo lawn/pool boy with a green & yellow......thing! OK - no!
The only good part of that MAY be you're a CA Aggie (not that Texas kind!) & I think you're as big a pharmacy geek as Kwizard & me! 😉
But....good luck with the ladies on the block.... 🙂
ehh.. I'm a Texas Aggie.. 👍
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