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But then I'd have to use drugs to dull the pain of my soulless existence.
Woahh.. a soul? How do I get one if those? If I collect unemployment, welfare, medicaid, free housing, a refund on others taxes, a cell phone, and food stamps, AND I can still buy cigarettes, pot, beer, heroin, oxycontin, AND crack, AND call 911 for a cheeseburger, AND have the government take care of my kids for me, can the government hook me up with a soul too? Maybe theyll just take yours and give it to me!
