EVERYONE HERE IS WASTING TIME!!!!!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!! (whip cracks echo in the distance)
YOU ARE BLATANTLY DISRESPECTING YOUR PROFESSORS, YOUR PEERS, YOUR FUTURE PATIENTS, HIPPOCRATES, NETTER, THE ADMISSIONS COMMITEE, YOUR ALMA MATER, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR HOME TOWN, YOUR RELIGION, YOUR LENDER(S), & ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS INVESTED OR IS INVESTING IN YOUR BECOMING THE BEST GOSH DARNED DOC THIS PLANET HAS EVER KNOWN! FOR SHAAAAMMMME!
AGAIN I SAY, FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT IS ORGANIC AND GOOD, GET BACK TO WORK!!
Ahem, it has come to my attention that I too am now wasting time. My deepest apologies. I have brought dishonor to my people, so I will now retreat in disgrace to my Fortress of Edification until my medical soul is once again pure.
johnhobbes
(AKA:Lindau von Hipple)
p.s. seriously ya'll, get back to work