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It's probably not a good idea to smoke the ganja. Even if you gamble on them not testing you automatically (as a condition of rotating there), imagine if you are asked to do one sometime down the road on one of the rotations. Do you really want the stress associated with worrying about whether you abstained long enough to produce a negative result?
Unless he smokes all the time it won't take that long to get a negative urine test...and it would be a minor offense at best (due to how many professionals use it)
That being said...a good rule of thumb is abstain from it for a solid 45 days before your piss test (might be overkill if you're not fat). Or don't smoke at all.
or you could grow up and do coke like an adult
I don't think many med schools routinely test all students. Some hospitals may, although if you are not an employee the odds are not good that you will be required to do a drug test just to do a short rotation. Testing positive on a drug test is a recipe for disaster and future pain, though. Pretty hard to get sympathy from others for failing a drug test. Schools can and will expel students for drug offenses, although policies vary wildly.
This does not apply to residency. The vast majority of hospitals will require a drug test, and will do not-so-random "random" drug tests on people they think may be positive.
If you have to take one, just chug a gallon of water. Or take a "purge" pill from a rhasta shop. Your urine comes back diluted. And you're all like "so? i drink water, sue me." has worked for friends of mine who smoked as medics (which, in retrospect, is a creepy thought, because there were a few times where I questioned if they were high on the job).
In all honesty, Ive never heard of anyone getting piss tested as a physician or medical student. At this point in your life people are more interested in getting you rehabilitated than fired, fixed rather than kicked out, and that's only if there is significant impairment to your daily duties (not habitual weekend fun). Some hospitals (there was one my urology buddy said they would fire him if he tested positive for nicotine) that are extreme, but most aren't. If you haven't been explicitly informed, you probably wont be tested.
Of course, there are those stories of MATCH, where hospitals require HAIR samples for drug screening after matching. Failing means no residency. That would suck. Abstain near match day (30 days before and after). Alcohol provides plenty of love.
If you have to take one, just chug a gallon of water. Or take a "purge" pill from a rhasta shop. Your urine comes back diluted. And you're all like "so? i drink water, sue me." has worked for friends of mine who smoked as medics (which, in retrospect, is a creepy thought, because there were a few times where I questioned if they were high on the job).
In all honesty, Ive never heard of anyone getting piss tested as a physician or medical student. At this point in your life people are more interested in getting you rehabilitated than fired, fixed rather than kicked out, and that's only if there is significant impairment to your daily duties (not habitual weekend fun). Some hospitals (there was one my urology buddy said they would fire him if he tested positive for nicotine) that are extreme, but most aren't. If you haven't been explicitly informed, you probably wont be tested.
Of course, there are those stories of MATCH, where hospitals require HAIR samples for drug screening after matching. Failing means no residency. That would suck. Abstain near match day (30 days before and after). Alcohol provides plenty of love.
Does anybody else think it's ridiculous that as med students we can go out and get completely drunk whenever we want and that's totally fine, but the OP can't smoke a little cannabis during his break without worrying about repercussions?
If you have to take one, just chug a gallon of water. Or take a "purge" pill from a rhasta shop. Your urine comes back diluted.
Not particularly ridiculous. One is legal, the other isn't. And since folks who break the little laws often then find it easier to break slightly bigger laws, MJ has become regarded as a gateway to harder drugs for some people. And since as a physician you are going to have direct access to prescription medication, it's totally reasonable for the higher ups to be comfortable that you are squeaky clean in term of drugs. And that's really all there is to it. You don't give. Chain saw to someone with a history of cutting up people, so you don't want to give a DEA license to someone who has a history of breaking drug related laws. It really doesn't matter that there are perfectly legal, more dangerous things out there. That's a losing argument. There are historical reasons why alcohol and cigarettes are legal and other things aren't, but so what -- you can't break the law and win by saying, gee alcohol is a lot worse. Yes it is, but so what. You get caught doing something that our society has chosen to criminalize and that's the end of the inquiry.
Not particularly ridiculous. One is legal, the other isn't. And since folks who break the little laws often then find it easier to break slightly bigger laws, MJ has become regarded as a gateway to harder drugs for some people. And since as a physician you are going to have direct access to prescription medication, it's totally reasonable for the higher ups to be comfortable that you are squeaky clean in term of drugs. And that's really all there is to it. You don't give. Chain saw to someone with a history of cutting up people, so you don't want to give a DEA license to someone who has a history of breaking drug related laws. It really doesn't matter that there are perfectly legal, more dangerous things out there. That's a losing argument. There are historical reasons why alcohol and cigarettes are legal and other things aren't, but so what -- you can't break the law and win by saying, gee alcohol is a lot worse. Yes it is, but so what. You get caught doing something that our society has chosen to criminalize and that's the end of the inquiry.
I don't think many med schools routinely test all students. Some hospitals may, although if you are not an employee the odds are not good that you will be required to do a drug test just to do a short rotation. Testing positive on a drug test is a recipe for disaster and future pain, though. Pretty hard to get sympathy from others for failing a drug test. Schools can and will expel students for drug offenses, although policies vary wildly. This does not apply to residency. The vast majority of hospitals will require a drug test, and will do not-so-random "random" drug tests on people they think may be positive.
Not particularly ridiculous. One is legal, the other isn't. And since folks who break the little laws often then find it easier to break slightly bigger laws, MJ has become regarded as a gateway to harder drugs for some people. And since as a physician you are going to have direct access to prescription medication, it's totally reasonable for the higher ups to be comfortable that you are squeaky clean in term of drugs. And that's really all there is to it. You don't give. Chain saw to someone with a history of cutting up people, so you don't want to give a DEA license to someone who has a history of breaking drug related laws. It really doesn't matter that there are perfectly legal, more dangerous things out there. That's a losing argument. There are historical reasons why alcohol and cigarettes are legal and other things aren't, but so what -- you can't break the law and win by saying, gee alcohol is a lot worse. Yes it is, but so what. You get caught doing something that our society has chosen to criminalize and that's the end of the inquiry.
Not particularly ridiculous. One is legal, the other isn't. And since folks who break the little laws often then find it easier to break slightly bigger laws, MJ has become regarded as a gateway to harder drugs for some people. And since as a physician you are going to have direct access to prescription medication, it's totally reasonable for the higher ups to be comfortable that you are squeaky clean in term of drugs. And that's really all there is to it. You don't give. Chain saw to someone with a history of cutting up people, so you don't want to give a DEA license to someone who has a history of breaking drug related laws. It really doesn't matter that there are perfectly legal, more dangerous things out there. That's a losing argument. There are historical reasons why alcohol and cigarettes are legal and other things aren't, but so what -- you can't break the law and win by saying, gee alcohol is a lot worse. Yes it is, but so what. You get caught doing something that our society has chosen to criminalize and that's the end of the inquiry.
Don't smoke drugs stay in your hair for years?
I agree with what Law is saying (though I don't think the "gateway" theory holds up) ...
Frankly, I don't use it myself, but have 0 problem with people who do and think its current state is pretty absurd - historical reasons why it's banned, access in certain states to anyone who pays $100 and sees a "weed doctor," a huge crime to possess in some areas and literally an infraction in others, etc, etc ... HOWEVER, it really makes no difference because it is illegal and all the ranting and raving about why it shouldn't be and why alcohol and ciggies are worse isn't going to make one iota of difference if you get caught with it in your system.
Additionally, I disagree with whoever said it was a small issue if a test comes up positive. My guess is that you would catch serious heat and the issue would follow you through the rest of your rotations, residency, and obtaining a medical license.
I guess the bottom line is that if you haven't already smoked, just don't. Lame, I know, but it's just not worth the potential risks/consequences.
I agree with what Law is saying (though I don't think the "gateway" theory holds up) ...
Frankly, I don't use it myself, but have 0 problem with people who do and think its current state is pretty absurd - historical reasons why it's banned, access in certain states to anyone who pays $100 and sees a "weed doctor," a huge crime to possess in some areas and literally an infraction in others, etc, etc ... HOWEVER, it really makes no difference because it is illegal and all the ranting and raving about why it shouldn't be and why alcohol and ciggies are worse isn't going to make one iota of difference if you get caught with it in your system.
Additionally, I disagree with whoever said it was a small issue if a test comes up positive. My guess is that you would catch serious heat and the issue would follow you through the rest of your rotations, residency, and obtaining a medical license.
I guess the bottom line is that if you haven't already smoked, just don't. Lame, I know, but it's just not worth the potential risks/consequences.
I understand. However, I don't mean to sit here and try to justify pot use on the basis that it is or isn't any safer than any of the legal drugs. My point is that I've been a bad boy (or gal) and I smoked some pot. If I could unsmoke all the trees that I done smoked, I would, but unfortunately that would break the second law of thermodynamics and I don't want to get into further trouble with the legal system.
Based on the various responses, it seems like not many people are subject to completely random drug tests by the hospitals they rotate at. In addition, it seems like if the SDN community represents the overall medical community, people have about a 50/50 shot of getting severe heat vs relatively minor heat for testing positive for THC. Does this seem reasonable or am I completely missing something?
Depends how long your hair is.Don't smoke drugs stay in your hair for years?
Come on, man. You are just going to have to give it up. Don't you see that already? Risk career for a little fun/relaxation now and then? Use your head. It's not fair and it is not right, but it is what it is. Time to deal with it and move on...
Got it. Haven't touched the stuff since I realized that drug tests were a possibility. I didn't realize that they do sporadically drug test after matriculation until a few days ago. Forgive my ignorance.
Last I checked hair tests only have 90 day detection limits... when did years come into play?
Depends how long your hair is.
I have alopecia universalis... am I straight? 😉Law2Doc said:Assuming you haven't shaved off all your hair, the evidence will still be there for years under the better tests.
🙄 was I wrong?
Depends how long your hair is.
I understand. However, I don't mean to sit here and try to justify pot use on the basis that it is or isn't any safer than any of the legal drugs. My point is that I've been a bad boy (or gal) and I smoked some pot. If I could unsmoke all the trees that I done smoked, I would, but unfortunately that would break the second law of thermodynamics and I don't want to get into further trouble with the legal system.
Based on the various responses, it seems like not many people are subject to completely random drug tests by the hospitals they rotate at. In addition, it seems like if the SDN community represents the overall medical community, people have about a 50/50 shot of getting severe heat vs relatively minor heat for testing positive for THC. Does this seem reasonable or am I completely missing something?
Typically a too diluted sample is considered a positive.
This topic continually makes me want to kick puppies. Nobody who is in a position to influence your medical career gives a sheet about your opinion about marijuana. It doesn't matter if it is more benign, less toxic, etc., etc., . . . Nobody cares. Wrap your little brains around that. It is a NON issue. You can choose weed or medicine. You do not get to have both. Are there docs who toke? Of course, but they play with fire and it demonstrates a lack of caution and care that would be and is concerning to any medical board.
Let me tell you from the experience of myself (which is really no big secret around here) and others like me, you find yourself messed up with any of this marijuana stuff and it follows you for LIFE. It effects residency and fellowship placement, DEA certification, training permit and permanent licensure, and hospital credentialing for LIFE. I have a large stack of documentation I save and have to submit anytime I make a move or apply for a license or try and get a moonlighting gig. This isn't some non-issue. It's a BIG fuvking deal.
And none of it . . . Was ever worth my best day high. Adults make adult decisions and in this case chosing to smoke weed in light of all of this makes you not only a child and emotionally immature person, but probably also the kind of person who might not be ready to make the important life or death decisions required of a physician. If the weed is that important, maybe you should rethink your career choice.
No. They simply retest you. If it's too dilute more than twice, you're in trouble.