Ten Things I Wished I'd Figured Out Before Turning 30

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10) Too much love can't spoil children. Parents frequently mistake material things for "love", though.

9) Money won't buy happiness, but it does buy security.

8) If you're not paying attention, life's greatest moments will pass you by while you're figuring out (9).

7) Never underestimate the power of the dramatic pause.

6) Life's too short to worry about people in whose eyes you'll never quite be good enough… never take for granted those who'll stick by you no matter what.

5) Most people don't practice, or comprehend the meaning of, the concept of "honor".

4) You can definitely pick your friends... choose wisely.

3) You may not be completely responsible for what happened in the past, nor what happens in the future. But, you are responsible for your own choices.

2) You can't forcibly change people, but you can shape their behavior with your own, which ultimately leads to change. However, this requires patience.

1) Hold people to their own standards, not yours.

-copro

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Thanks, man. I wrote those down when I turned thirty... was in a bit of a melancholic mood, as you can probably understand... and the whole "patients have a right to healthcare" thing on that other thread got me thinking about them again, especially #3.

-copro
 
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10. Use anti wrinkle cream before you get wrinkles!
9. Guys will not change if you just treat them nice-gotta dump them right away
8. You can skip a meal and eat ice cream instead and you won't gain weight
7. Count to 10 before you are gonna insult someone
6. Floss every day...really
5. Killing a squirrel for a school project is bad carma
4. Be nice to your parents because they will not be around forever
3. Difference between being brave and stupid is very small
2. If you dye your hair blue it will eventually turn green :eek:
1. Medicine is really harder then it may seem
 
10. Use anti wrinkle cream before you get wrinkles!
9. Guys will not change if you just treat them nice-gotta dump them right away
8. You can skip a meal and eat ice cream instead and you won't gain weight
7. Count to 10 before you are gonna insult someone
6. Floss every day...really
5. Killing a squirrel for a school project is bad carma
4. Be nice to your parents because they will not be around forever
3. Difference between being brave and stupid is very small
2. If you dye your hair blue it will eventually turn green :eek:
1. Medicine is really harder then it may seem

Ummmmmmm......

THATSSSSSSSS EXACTLY MY LISSSSSSSST!:D
 
9. Guys will not change if you just treat them nice-gotta dump them right away

Yeah, there are some real a-holes out there. ;)

But, yours sorta reminds me of this one...

"Whenever you see a beautiful woman somewhere all by herself, just remember that there's also some guy out there who's sick and tired of putting up with her ****."

Needless to say, that didn't make my list... which was supposed to be sorta uplifting.

:laugh:

-copro
 
Yeah, there are some real a-holes out there. ;)

But, yours sorta reminds me of this one...

"Whenever you see a beautiful woman somewhere all by herself, just remember that there's also some guy out there who's sick and tired of putting up with her ****."

Needless to say, that didn't make my list... which was supposed to be sorta uplifting.

:laugh:

-copro

this quote reminds me of one of the last chapters of a book i recently read (re-read, i read it the first time a few years back).

"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max. I doubt ALL the stories in there are true, but they sure are effin entertaining. if any of you have read it, you know what i mean, but if you haven't, just pick one up today and i'm sure you'll be done with it in one sitting...

http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Ser...bs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1222040083&sr=8-1
 
"Whenever you see a beautiful woman somewhere all by herself, just remember that there's also some guy out there who's sick and tired of putting up with her ****."



-copro

:laugh: that is so true....
 
this quote reminds me of one of the last chapters of a book i recently read (re-read, i read it the first time a few years back).

"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max. I doubt ALL the stories in there are true, but they sure are effin entertaining. if any of you have read it, you know what i mean, but if you haven't, just pick one up today and i'm sure you'll be done with it in one sitting...

http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Ser...bs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1222040083&sr=8-1

Have you seen his website. It is full of sick, deranged stories. It is hilarious. Probably not a great person to emulate but still very funny. By the way, they are making a movie. http://www.tuckermax.com, My personal favorite story is his "Austin trip". Check it out but not for the faint at heart.

pd4
 
Have you seen his website. It is full of sick, deranged stories. It is hilarious. Probably not a great person to emulate but still very funny. By the way, they are making a movie. http://www.tuckermax.com, My personal favorite story is his "Austin trip". Check it out but not for the faint at heart.

pd4

The best story is the Midland Texas one...tinging.

Sometimes I want to ting some of the people that I work with.

For the uniformed, tinging is when you hit your dog upside the head with a shovel because it killed your last goat. Ting is the sound that the shovel and the dog's head make when they meet.

Cubs
 
Yeah, there are some real a-holes out there. ;)

But, yours sorta reminds me of this one...

"Whenever you see a beautiful woman somewhere all by herself, just remember that there's also some guy out there who's sick and tired of putting up with her ****."

Needless to say, that didn't make my list... which was supposed to be sorta uplifting.

:laugh:

-copro


OMG, I went out with a gorgeous chick last night that was a complete nutbag and mildly obnoxious. Within less than an hour, I was scrambling to get that hell out of the bar ,with her response, "but I'm not finished my drink yet" as if she didnt see it coming.
 
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10) Too much love can't spoil children. Parents frequently mistake material things for "love", though.

9) Money won’t buy happiness, but it does buy security.

8) If you're not paying attention, life's greatest moments will pass you by while you’re figuring out (9).

7) Never underestimate the power of the dramatic pause.

6) Life's too short to worry about people in whose eyes you'll never quite be good enough… never take for granted those who'll stick by you no matter what.

5) Most people don't practice, or comprehend the meaning of, the concept of "honor".

4) You can definitely pick your friends... choose wisely.

3) You may not be completely responsible for what happened in the past, nor what happens in the future. But, you are responsible for your own choices.

2) You can't forcibly change people, but you can shape their behavior with your own, which ultimately leads to change. However, this requires patience.

1) Hold people to their own standards, not yours.

-copro

Very good post. I agree with all points.
 
Yeah, there are some real a-holes out there. ;)

But, yours sorta reminds me of this one...

"Whenever you see a beautiful woman somewhere all by herself, just remember that there's also some guy out there who's sick and tired of putting up with her ****."

Needless to say, that didn't make my list... which was supposed to be sorta uplifting.

:laugh:

-copro

This is very applicable to the younger dudes out there. Never put beautiful women up on a pedistal. First, they don't want that (for some this is obvious, but a lot of dudes don't practice it). Second, it's way more fun to banter with hot chicks than to bow down to their beauty.
 
Found a similar set a while back and liked it:
1. Stay in school. Don’t quit. Sure you’re bored now, but wait until you’re in a dead end job that you can’t stand but you’re afraid to lose. Getting finished with your degree will open up many more opportunities than you realize. I always wanted to go to law school, but without that sheepskin, I didn’t have a chance of even being considered. The lesson learned here is finish what you start by throwing yourself into it fully. Treat your college experience as if it were a job. Arrive on time, do your homework, study, and treat your learning process as if you were at a real job.

2. Money doesn’t spoil, it keeps. Start investing early. How much stuff do you have to show for the money you made in high school and college? If I had invested half of what I made during those years in a plain old, broad based mutual fund, I would have well over $192,000 with no other investments made since then. I’m still kicking myself. Invest early.

3. Don’t buy the first house you look at. Buy the cheapest house in the nicest neighborhood. No, I didn’t actually do this, but it was close. We were so excited to be approved for a mortgage loan, having just come out of Consumer Credit Counseling Services that we jumped at the first house we found that met our minimum requirements. I still love that house today, but I wish we had gotten a better inspection, had looked into building, or had found a way to buy a house that was closer to work and school. The lesson learned, don’t be desperate with a large purchase.

4. Establish the habit of living within a budget. Could anything be more important to insure you are living below your means? I tried on several occasions but I was never as faithful to this ideal as I should have been. Today, I make a salary high enough that a budget is a “yeah, we really ought to do that” kind of thing. My goal is to get that done. If I could do it over I would get myself in this habit at the earliest possible age. The lesson learned: budgeting is a freeing process, not a limiting one. If I had lived on a budget, I could have circumvented many painful events.

5. Learn how to negotiate a better deal on everything. Having read several books on negotiation just a little too late, I’ve recognized how I was duped by many people, mostly used car sales people. I wrote a review on Secrets of Power Negotiating that you can read here. Learning these skills would have saved me thousands. The lesson learned: prepare by educating yourself and always be willing to walk away.

6. Keep your medical insurance in force at all times. Several years ago, I quit one job and took another that didn’t offer medical insurance until you had been there for 90 days. You guessed it, my wife had to have emergency surgery at 89 days. True story. 89 days. Do you think the insurance company cared? I’ll let you guess. Thankfully, we were at St. Vincent’s Hospital and they had mercy on us. The business manager told me (after looking over my financial situation) that someone paid our bill. I still get choked up thinking about it all these years later. It took us years to pay off the doctor and anesthesia bills, though. If I had just kept my coverage in effect for a little while longer. The obvious lesson: keep that insurance in effect. It is cheaper than the medical bills.

7. It’s quality of time at work, but quantity of time at home that matters. Your boss really doesn’t care whether you have a family or not. Trust me. Unless you work for family members who DO understand that you need to pick the kids up early, or that you DO need to spend some time with your spouse, you are just a replaceable cog in the machine. When people are trying to grow a business, your need for personal time is secondary, so is the quality of your marital and family relationships. Just remember that when you’re old, sitting in a chair at the nursing home with a blanket on your lap and eating mush, you won’t regret that you didn’t get to spend more time at the office. The lesson learned: family will be there after the job is long gone. Value and treasure them.

8. Don’t listen to those who think there is a shortcut to wealth. NEW FLASH: there is no shortcut. Might as well get that out of your 22 year old head right now. Wealth is created when you provide something interesting, unique and valuable to people who demand it. Until then, you will be trading hours for dollars and you’ll always think you’re underpaid. “Find a need and fill it” is the old mantra and it is still quoted because it’s true. In today’s world it should read “Create a need that only you can fill.” Then you’ll be on your way to wealth. The lesson learned: figure out where there are unmet needs and figure out a way to fill those needs.

8a. Stay far, far away from any Multi Level Marketing “business” that requires you to sponsor new distributors. They are all scams. You are not “CEO of your own distribution network”–you are a commission-based salesperson relying on the liquidation of your social capital (i.e. alienating your friends and family) to make any money at all…and 99.5% of people in MLM’s lose money, as has been shown again and again in numerous studies. The only profit you can ever make is by turning what would be called “customers” into “distributors” and then taking the money from the 99.995% that lose money in the organization and giving it to the 0.005% at the top (the people who started the whole “business” in the first place). Stay away!

9. Make sure your spouse’s values line up with your own. This one step can single handedly determine your level of happiness more than just about any other. Scary isn’t it? If everything seems so right, yet he or she thinks credit should be used at will (and you don’t) or thinks that home schooled kids are strange (and you want your children to be home schooled), you are setting yourself up for heartbreak. Work these things out before you say “I do.” They say love is grand . . . and divorce is 50 grand. The lesson learned: talk to your spouse or potential spouse about what is important to you and the values you think should be taught to your children, even if you don’t plan on having children.

10. Learn how to network. Learn to stay in touch with old friends from high school and college. Learn the skill of asking for help without seeming to be asking for help. Watch how others network. Remember it’s not what you know, it’s not even who you know, it’s how you USE what you know and who you know. One step further, it’s not who you know, it’s who knows YOU. Get in the practice of networking without expecting anything in return. Make sure you don’t come across as a brown nosing leech who is always trying to get an angle, but stay in touch with people. You never know who you may be able to help. The lesson learned: stay in touch and make sure you come across as helpful rather than helpless.

11. Never accept a job just because the pay is higher. Life is more than money. There’s a reason they’re offering you more. Yes it may be that you’re the most qualified. It may be that you have the most experience and the most education. It may be that no one can stand to work for that particular department head and a high salary is the only way to fill the position. Always ask where the person who last held the position is working now. Ask to speak with them, but always do it away from the office. People will give you more information outside of the office than inside. Inside the office, they’re committing treason, outside, hey - they’re just chatting with a friend. The lesson learned: Get the full scoop before jumping out of a frying pan into the fire.

12. Trust, but verify. You can’t believe everything you hear, read, or were taught as a kid. You should always check references, ask probing questions, search out answers, and find ways to learn more about what you’re being told. This is a catch all but it is important. The world is full of schemers who are just waiting to take you for a ride. Don’t become cynical, but verify everything you can. The lesson learned: make sure you know who it is you’re dealing with and what their motives may be.

Learn who you are and what motivates you. Learn what motivates your spouse and children. Learn what motivates your friends. Learn what motivates your co-workers, your boss, and your boss’s boss. Never stop learning, never stop growing. By the time you reach 42, kid, you’ll be a millionaire!
 
Great list, ozzie. Ive learned some of these already, so I guess I'll consider myslef lucky! :bow:

I'll add one, even though i'm not 30:

In relationships, the end is always in the beginning, if you look for it.
 
Always be willing to walk away......
 
Always be willing to walk away......

good list ozzie. this one is good by maceo too. No matter how deep you get--don't get so deep you can't walk away one day. (unless you have kids)
 
1 - 10) How to get more pootang.

Didn't figure it out until my early 30's. Couldn't really do much about it anyway since the way to go about numbers 1-10 was to have more money.
 
1 - 10) How to get more pootang.

Didn't figure it out until my early 30's. Couldn't really do much about it anyway since the way to go about numbers 1-10 was to have more money.

:laugh:

Yeah, I should've just said that.

-copro
 
:rolleyes:


1 - 10) How to get more pootang.

Didn't figure it out until my early 30's. Couldn't really do much about it anyway since the way to go about numbers 1-10 was to have more money.

either more money or more personality
 
:rolleyes:




either more money or more personality

Yeah, because in today's shallow, superficial society personality goes a long way.:rolleyes:

Don't think I've ever seen People's Best Personality of the Year issue. Year after year we are subjected to the Sexiest Man Alive though.

Personality......sheesh. That's why Hugh Hefner has a harem of super hot 20 somethings at his beck and call, right? Oh, yeah.....I forgot.......it's because he's rich.

Get a clue, kid.
 
Yeah, because in today's shallow, superficial society personality goes a long way.:rolleyes:

Don't think I've ever seen People's Best Personality of the Year issue. Year after year we are subjected to the Sexiest Man Alive though.

Personality......sheesh. That's why Hugh Hefner has a harem of super hot 20 somethings at his beck and call, right? Oh, yeah.....I forgot.......it's because he's rich.

Get a clue, kid.

Well, being hot is different then just being rich. If you are hot you will have more attention from women, and you will get layed if that is what you want (and may be you do). But no women will stay with you if you are boring as hell and stupid. (when I say YOU I don't really mean you just in general, FYI :D )
As for being old and rich, the women that are attracted to that are pretty much wh0res. So you gain quanity but loose on quality.
So the point is if you are little cuter then a dog and have good presonality (outgoing, funny, nice, interesting) you will find a good women and have good $ex. Just MHO
 
Money clearly matters. However, saying other things don't count leads into a self fulfilling prophecy. If you think personality won't matter, then it probably doesn't. You're getting money grubbing ho's.
 
Get plenty of both. Oddly though, a lot more then when I was 23 and broke.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"...

So are you paying those women that you shag? :laugh: Because even if you do have money how do they benefit from it? I understand women getting married for money but when woman has sex for money she is called a ho... OR may be you are older, more outspoken, more open then when you were 23 and that's why you are more "popular".:D
 
#1: Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

:thumbup:
 
That really depends on how rich we are talking here and also depends on your definition of what a wh*re is.

"A Wh0re-A prostitute; A person who is considered to be sexually promiscuous; A person who is unscrupulous, especially one who compromises their principles for gain."

I knew a girl that was "hanging out" with a retired orthopedic surgeon, because he was "rich" according to her. She was a college student, with loans. To her a doctor is rich. To most women that you will meet in the bar, doctors ARE rich.

I would say 90% of my friends are not attracted to money, but again, I happen to have quality of friends :D

BTW, I don't mean to offend any old and rich guys here, I am sure that not all rich men are boring and unattractive.
 
well before you get rich you should workout and look good with a shirt off. this should hold you down until you get money. then if you can somehow maintain both, ur gold
 
6) Life's too short to worry about people in whose eyes you'll never quite be good enough… never take for granted those who'll stick by you no matter what.

Gotta agree.
 
Great top ten list, I like it. :thumbup: And I like that darn little bug on your avatar.
 
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