The Admissions Process, Explained in Full

[DGCT00]

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Finally found a credible source that explains how admissions offices conduct their business.

Thought maybe everyone could use a laugh as interview season winds down... 🙂

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ho...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

 

[dctodo]

lol esp at the soup kitchen part


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[sazerac]

There was an awesome thread a couple years ago about how to choose which medical schools to apply to. The best answer was to get 150 index cards, and each card gets the name of one medical school. Arrange the card on the floor, with no overlaps. Then get a bag of confetti, throw it in the air, and each card that gets a piece of confetti is a school you should apply to.

The reason this method works so well is because it is the same method medical schools use to choose who gets an acceptance.

 

[NCOldie]

Step 6...wow.

It should also be added that if you actually gain an interview, you're required to drink 6 bottles of water. The last person who can hold their urine will automatically gain acceptance. This is just something I heard, though. Is it true?
😉

 

[Dreamstoo]

The Onion writes hilarious stuff especially about athletes, IMO. Always a good laugh. Thanks for the share !

 

[Dreamstoo]

I died at Step 13.