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I've posted variably in the depths of this forum my disdain for C/L.
Applause for Glaucomflecken again. This skit encapsulates the pain of C/L, and when a resident the attendings telling you to just please the primary services and just go do the consult. The time I wasted in residency with consults for "patient cried" etc. This skit just brought flash backs.
"patient is schizophrenic" <--stable, no symptoms, regular med compliance, in hospital for surgery or something but a reflex consult because of diagnosis. Rubber stamp patient stable continue home meds, don't change them... Signing off...
"patients requests psych just to see if their meds are correct" patient has outpatient psychiatrist for years, stable, doing well, no issues... yes, lets abuse the C/L service as a 2nd opinion
"patient suicidal" No patient not suicidal, just in pain after notable medical procedures, and made off hand comments to RN / CNA about pain level that got twisted into being suicidal.
"Capacity to leave" Get to room, patient is mid process of yanking out IV line, putting shoes on cursing every one. Heroin addiction, got a single round of IV abx for endocarditis, jonesing for heroin, basically tells you to fun off, or says, no I'm starting to go in withdrawal, no I don't want treatment, and I want to leave.
"suicidal patient" Only to discover, no the patient isn't suicidal. Simply cried, RN observed, who didn't talk with patient, caught the IM service Intern, who was swamped, said hey patient 303 cried, I think they should have a psych consult. Intern, like uh, yay, okay? Put it in. RN puts order in. Talking with people once you get on site, IM service doesn't know they consulted you. Intern vaguely recalls discussion with RN when pressed, and current RNs on shift have no idea what's going on. Only learn from that RN who put order in, the next day, once they are back on shift, oh, yeah, patient cried "and maybe said they were suicidal?" Patient is normal as normal can be, except for the suck of their primary issue of being in hospital and wondering who/why anyone said they were suicidal and in state of WTF, and clearly well adjusted, with healthy relationships, solid ego, future oriented, etc
*Bonus points. After this consult is done... might get an RN be like oops, we meant patient in 304.
The list goes on and on.
Applause for Glaucomflecken again. This skit encapsulates the pain of C/L, and when a resident the attendings telling you to just please the primary services and just go do the consult. The time I wasted in residency with consults for "patient cried" etc. This skit just brought flash backs.
"patient is schizophrenic" <--stable, no symptoms, regular med compliance, in hospital for surgery or something but a reflex consult because of diagnosis. Rubber stamp patient stable continue home meds, don't change them... Signing off...
"patients requests psych just to see if their meds are correct" patient has outpatient psychiatrist for years, stable, doing well, no issues... yes, lets abuse the C/L service as a 2nd opinion
"patient suicidal" No patient not suicidal, just in pain after notable medical procedures, and made off hand comments to RN / CNA about pain level that got twisted into being suicidal.
"Capacity to leave" Get to room, patient is mid process of yanking out IV line, putting shoes on cursing every one. Heroin addiction, got a single round of IV abx for endocarditis, jonesing for heroin, basically tells you to fun off, or says, no I'm starting to go in withdrawal, no I don't want treatment, and I want to leave.
"suicidal patient" Only to discover, no the patient isn't suicidal. Simply cried, RN observed, who didn't talk with patient, caught the IM service Intern, who was swamped, said hey patient 303 cried, I think they should have a psych consult. Intern, like uh, yay, okay? Put it in. RN puts order in. Talking with people once you get on site, IM service doesn't know they consulted you. Intern vaguely recalls discussion with RN when pressed, and current RNs on shift have no idea what's going on. Only learn from that RN who put order in, the next day, once they are back on shift, oh, yeah, patient cried "and maybe said they were suicidal?" Patient is normal as normal can be, except for the suck of their primary issue of being in hospital and wondering who/why anyone said they were suicidal and in state of WTF, and clearly well adjusted, with healthy relationships, solid ego, future oriented, etc
*Bonus points. After this consult is done... might get an RN be like oops, we meant patient in 304.
The list goes on and on.
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