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I mean c’mon….what are we doing here?????
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In my mind, I'm saying, "You dumb ************".
LMMMMAAAAOOEmergencies, emergencies everywhere you look...
In my mind, I'm saying, "You dumb ************".
The question is....will he discharge without either 1) giving a pill, AND 2) giving an Rx?
I'm serious are you making this shiiiiit up
And why is this an ESI 4?
LMAO
oh my god I cant' stop laughing.
What about "I keep getting pain in my lower abdomen" How often? ""About a month apart".I think you are cursed. Honestly people seek out RustedFox for asinine complaints when you are on.
Its utterly ridiculous.
We really need to change EMTALA. We need to have our hospitals support us when we say "discharge" after patients utter "swollen elbows" or "food stuck in my teeth"
Sad in today's world, you risk violence for not refilling their prescriptions.The question is....will he discharge without either 1) giving a pill, AND 2) giving an Rx?
The DOS-based emr stands out more to me than the complaint. What is/was that?
I was listening to a mid pandemic EM:RAP short about EM being a dying specialty, and the guest was arguing that the way to save EM was to pivot to fulfilling these unmet "needs" in an evidence based manner, which is cool. I'm sure there's no reason to consider replacing a board certified EM doc with a cheaper alternative once you've inflated EM visits with things that aren't just not emergencies but aren't actually "medical" problems.
I love the randomness of the symptom combos, “Foot sore, swollen elbows.” Swollen elbows?I mean c’mon….what are we doing here?????View attachment 356066
I'm not making this up.
I don't know what I did to deserve it; but I live some kind of bizarre life. Swear I'm cursed or something.
I keep it tame on here because I've been warned by mods for far, far less.
You guys have a very, very limited idea of just how strange my life often is.
I've definitely known docs that could bag on the patient the entire H&P and walk away with the patient asking them to be a godparent. I can pretend the idiocy doesn't exist but I can't engage with it without my entire body screaming "this is BS" at the patient.The sad reality is that most of us would be out of a job without these "non emergent" visits. I had such a horrible attitude about ridiculous chief complaints until the pandemic hit and our volume plummeted. People stopped checking in, doc and mlp hours were slashed and it quickly became apparent to me that if the pattern persisted....many of us were out of work or working for half the salary. When volume picked up, I slapped a silly grin on my face and adopted the most obsequious waiter/customer service rep mentality and have lots of interactions with patients that go something like this:
"No, don't feel bad about coming in for THAT! We're open 24/7 and THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR!"
or
"What?! You feel silly for checking in for THAT? Listen, sometimes when dealing with your health...it's better to be SAFE THAN SORRY, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?!"
or
"M'aam, this age on here can't be right....There's NO WAY you're 65/75/85. YOU LOOK 20/30 YEARS YOUNGER! What's your secret?! What kind of vitamins are you taking?! You must have some great genes...your husband over here won THE JACKPOT when he took you to the altar!" (The women eat that one up. Maximum Press Ganey on those.)
Maybe I'm not quite as over the top as all that...
Masks help me hide my stifled yawn midway through sentences, so I actually don't mind wearing them...
I think what helps is that I'm really good at camouflaging my sarcasm and it's kind of fun pushing it to the limit and making people wonder..."Is this guy for REAL?"
Is it a curse....or superpower?
Meditech.
Still used today.
Still looks the same.
My personal favorite in line with that one was (granted, at an urgent care so the guy is... slightly less dumb?):Chief complaint: cough
Hey doc I had a cough last week and it went away. I want to know why I was coughing last week.
No joke.
@AlmostAnMD , meet meditech...The DOS-based emr stands out more to me than the complaint. What is/was that?
Standing ovation for this one.
Damn. Waaaay too many cooks in the kitchen.
Makes dispo easy (assuming not in FSED).This doesn’t belong on this thread… but I’m too lazy to find an appropriate one. this is a record low bicarb for me:
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That’s like a standing ovation at a funeral tho.Standing ovation for this one.
They are probably all related in more ways than one too.Damn. Waaaay too many cooks in the kitchen.
How so?Also off-topic, but this is also a piss-poor way to display lab values.
Seriously, all EMRs; there's a far better way to visually represent lab results.
How so?
Also off-topic, but this is also a piss-poor way to display lab values.
Seriously, all EMRs; there's a far better way to visually represent lab results.
it's got colors! vibrant colors. It also has asterisks.
How would you display lab values
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Duuude, develop it yourself & sell it to Epic!I promise you all that I will show you what "a good idea" looks like even if I have to draw it with paper and pen.
Duuude, develop it yourself & sell it to Epic!
Chipotle doesn't have to delivery data on demand to CMSIf I were only so talented.
I don't speak code of any sort.
I'm just saying: the Chipotle app is easier to use, looks better, and is more functional than our BEST EMRs out there.
That's not okay.
The sad reality is that most of us would be out of a job without these "non emergent" visits. I had such a horrible attitude about ridiculous chief complaints until the pandemic hit and our volume plummeted. People stopped checking in, doc and mlp hours were slashed and it quickly became apparent to me that if the pattern persisted....many of us were out of work or working for half the salary. When volume picked up, I slapped a silly grin on my face and adopted the most obsequious waiter/customer service rep mentality and have lots of interactions with patients that go something like this:
I'm so outta the loop on how to use the stick figures that I'm basically accustomed to excel spreadsheet numbers now.I promise you all that I will show you what "a good idea" looks like even if I have to draw it with paper and pen.