The last drop.

[SpursNut]

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Hey everyone. So I started working at a new job this past week, I quit my job at a bank and got a new job as a patient care tech to help boost my medical school application. At my new job they require me to wear scrubs.

I have never worn scrubs before and I noticed that I have a problem. After using the restroom and doing number one, I can never "get rid of the last drop." No matter how hard I shake or wiggle as soon as I pull my bottom scrubs on I always have a noticeable spot. No one has mentioned anything yet but I'm wondering does anyone have any suggestions? Wiggle harder? I've tried stuffing paper towels, a washcloth, but then that looks…a little funny if you know what I mean.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I was about to fall asleep at work making my lab meeting presentation. Then I saw this. Good heavens. Am I in the twilight zone right now? Is this thread actually happening?

Boxer briefs, man. Its time to grow up, we're not in middle school anymore.

 

[BlueLabel]

I was about to fall asleep at work making my lab meeting presentation. Then I saw this. Good heavens. Am I in the twilight zone right now? Is this thread actually happening?

Boxer briefs, man. Its time to grow up, we're not in middle school anymore.

1. Isn't this the second thread today related to urination? As someone posted in the "how do surgeons hold it" thread, I feel the only realistic solution to this problem is autocatheterization.

2. Excellent thread title. Rather poetic actually.

3. Troll thread (?)

 

[Doctor Strange]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=143702

Good luck.

 

[SpursNut]

@Carlos, I love my two button boxers…
@ Blue and Doc Strange I'll have to check those threads out for sure. Since I'm the only male PCA where I work, I felt uncomfortable asking my other fellow PCAs for advice. And there is no way in hades was I going to ask my male attending.

 

[joonage]

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

 

[CarlosDanger]

@Carlos, I love my two button boxers…

Boxers are great for after work. In fact, essential for after work/weekends. But, can't do it for work, man. I wear extra slim fit pants though, so...thats just me. If your a boxers man, how do you tolerate the buttons? And not one button, but two buttons? Just try boxer briefs. Give it one week and report back to me.

 

[Will Parry]

Just reach down and apply a little pressure to the gooch area with your fingers. No more drops. Get ready for your life to be changed.

 

[futurchirurgien]

Wow. Is this really a thread? LOL!

 

[TheWeeIceMan]

You just copied the "pee pee on my scrubs" thread.

 

[darkjedi]

sounds like you need some maxipads

 

[iforget2]

I knew I read this from somewhere before.

0/10

 

[pyrrion89]

 

[BlueLabel]

+1

 

[jombojuice22]

After using the restroom and doing number one, I can never “get rid of the last drop.” No matter how hard I shake or wiggle as soon as I pull my bottom scrubs on I always have a noticeable spot.

I used to have this problem. The secret is to squeeze THEN shake, several times just for good measure.

 

[ready2go2]

Lol I kept checking the post date to make sure this wasn't the pee pee on scrubs thread. Smh, pee-pee head that is! Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Jimsy]

This is hilarious! 🤣

 

[Deadlifts]

Urethra squeegee.

 

[supermintyfresh]

If no one is around you, jumping up and down sometimes helps, and works out your calves. 2 birds 1 stone! 😀

 

[ichor]

Just reach down and apply a little pressure to the gooch area with your fingers. No more drops. Get ready for your life to be changed.

Can't believe this post was ignored. This actually works.

 

[BlueLabel]

can't believe this post was ignored. This actually works.

+1

 

[911 Turbo]

I'm so glad that im a girl.....

 

[Spinach Dip]

Urethra squeegee.

 

[touchpause13]

Omg im dying. Excellent troll thread

 

[LuciusVorenus]

Just reach down and apply a little pressure to the gooch area with your fingers. No more drops. Get ready for your life to be changed.

I'm dying. I'm just imagining someone doing this at a urinal with people all around.

 

[Will Parry]

I'm dying. I'm just imagining someone doing this at a urinal with people all around.

It does seem funny, but it does actually work and it's easy to do it discretely.

 

[Instatewaiter]

Hey everyone. So I started working at a new job this past week, I quit my job at a bank and got a new job as a patient care tech to help boost my medical school application. At my new job they require me to wear scrubs.

I have never worn scrubs before and I noticed that I have a problem. After using the restroom and doing number one, I can never “get rid of the last drop.” No matter how hard I shake or wiggle as soon as I pull my bottom scrubs on I always have a noticeable spot. No one has mentioned anything yet but I’m wondering does anyone have any suggestions? Wiggle harder? I’ve tried stuffing paper towels, a washcloth, but then that looks…a little funny if you know what I mean.

Have you tried TP. Just touch the tip with a little TP after you're done. Works wonders.

 

[Instatewaiter]

But just the tip.

 

[Instatewaiter]

Or ask your urinal neighbor to massage your grundle.