The Official MCAT Humor/Meme Thread

[Roxas]

I was surprised noone has made a thread like this yet. Since all of us here know the frustration that is the MCAT, I figured this would be a good place to share some humor on the subject. Enjoy!

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[House D.O.]

BUMP. WE NEED MORE OF THIS lol



MCAT VERBAL:

 

[Blueprint MCAT Tutor]

 

[stitchattack]

 

[TheMightyTexan]

 

[Roxas]

Getting confused during a calculation heavy PS section:

 

[FriedelCrafts]

bump

 

[sps27]

Love this thread......

 

[Janus_Kinase]

MRW when I see my friends going out but I am stuck studying for the MCAT

 

[smartdoc]

OMG! This thread is epic. Hahahaha.

 

[texan2414]

this is the best

 

[Roxas]

Me after my actual MCAT exam

 

[Roxas]

Trusting the AAMC's completely nontransparent system of MCAT scoring

 

[Roxas]

Realizing you're going to need to go back to the VR passage for info:

 

[chizledfrmstone]

Realizing you're going to need to go back to the VR passage for info:

Lol, wtf are you doing in the MCAT section.

We never need to see this stuff ever again!

 

[Roxas]

Lol, wtf are you doing in the MCAT section.

We never need to see this stuff ever again!

lol nostalgia bro!

 

[Roxas]

My thoughts while reading every VR question answer choice:

 

[chizledfrmstone]

lol nostalgia bro!

You mean nightmare?

I want to start a bonfire w/ all my old MCAT books.

 

[Roxas]

Trying to cram a last few things before the exam:

 

[Roxas]

You mean nightmare?

I want to start a bonfire w/ all my old MCAT books.

I would have, but I sold all mine haha. Idk, maybe I just have the old rose-colored glasses thing going on, but the MCAT seemed a lot more manageable than what I'm doing right now. Plus MCAT studying was relatively short compared to how much more we have to go before step 1

 

[Roxas]

When a classmate brags to you about their MCAT score:

 

[Roxas]

Mentally prepping the day before the test:

 

[Roxas]

When you accept the fact that you have to retake, your study materials are like:

 

[Smiley19]

Best thread ever!!!!

 

[Roxas]

My thoughts during my MCAT study over the summer:

 

[Roxas]

The excruciating wait for your score:

 

[Roxas]

The few weeks of summer I had after my test:

 

[cryhavoc]

When someone says they are afraid they won't score over 30, and there average practice score is 38:

Maybe if I stare at these ochem reactions for a few hours before bed, I'll actually remember them on the test.

2-3 minute on the clock, still reading the last passage:

 

[Roxas]

What was really going on in my brain when completing the trial section for the 2015 MCAT:

 

[Roxas]

Coping with a bad score:

 

[cryhavoc]

MCAT in 2 days. Finals in 4 days. 2 hours left before scheduled bedtime. Netflix:

 

[Roxas]

My last day of MCAT study:

 

[Roxas]

Thoughts about dating while studying:

 

[Smiley19]

My last day of MCAT study:

I'm eating.... I laughed at this and something flew out of my nose!!!
Still laughing... Hope you guys do well on the test!!

 

[Roxas]

I'm eating.... I laughed at this and something flew out of my nose!!!
Still laughing... Hope you guys do well on the test!!

I already took it, over a year and a half ago actually

 

[cryhavoc]

I already took it, over a year and a half ago actually

Lucky. If all goes according to plan, a year and a half from now, it will be my last summer before medical school. And is your location from Kingdom Hearts? Because KH3 best come out before I start medical school so I can 100% complete it.

 

[Smiley19]

I already took it, over a year and a half ago actually

Ah, I see.... so this part of the struggle is over for you! How's Med-school coming along for you?

 

[Roxas]

Lucky. If all goes according to plan, a year and a half from now, it will be my last summer before medical school. And is your location from Kingdom Hearts? Because KH3 best come out before I start medical school so I can 100% complete it.

It sure is, I'm happy you got the reference. KH is amazing, and I'm very excited for KH3

 

[Roxas]

Ah, I see.... so this part of the struggle is over for you! How's Med-school coming along for you?

It's exactly like everyone before me said it would be haha. Busy, challenging, and tbh it's been even far more of a struggle than I thought

 

[pmarank]

I already took it, over a year and a half ago actually

Nice. Did you study for it the entire summer --like 6 hours a day for 3 months? Also if you dont mind what score did you get?

 

[Roxas]

Nice. Did you study for it the entire summer --like 6 hours a day for 3 months? Also if you dont mind what score did you get?

I learned firsthand why you shouldn't study for the MCAT while taking a full course load. I took it in April and got a 24 (10PS/8VR/6BS) then studied for ~2.5 months in the summer and got a 30 (10/9/11). Not a super amazing score by sdn standards, but it was enough to get me where I wanted to go.

 

[The Boatox]

Reading convoluted BS bio passages like

 

[Roxas]

When someone asks you if you're ready for the 2015 MCAT:

 

[Roxas]

Whenever a classmate tells you that they're going to Harvard Med:

 

[Roxas]

First day of SN2ed schedule:

 

[Roxas]

Trying to tolerate enthusiastic pre-med Freshmen:

 

[Roxas]

When you hear someone say they're going to study for the MCAT while taking 18 credits, working part time, shadowing, and volunteering:

 

[Roxas]

Breaks between exam sections:

 

[Gauss44]

Itchy & Scratchy

Itchy is studying for the M-CAT and in walks Scratchy. Itchy goes to work on Scratchy and calls it a practice test.

 

[hubristicphantasm]

I can't even laugh at this one, considering that I did this for the January MCAT. *eternal facepalm*

 

[Roxas]

Gearing up to take a practice test, and having it go badly: