The weekend

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PT Dad

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An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.”
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought out another ring.

“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″ the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man, seeing this, said, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.” he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.”

“I know,” said the old man, “But let me tell you about my weekend!!



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May 2, 2012
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Ok. That's funny...The camels and asses joked rubbed my bleeding heart the wrong way, but that's funny.


So two goats are sitting in the projection booth of a movie theater. They're chowing down on rolls of film. The first goat remarks to the second goat: "This movie's pretty good." The second goat says "Yeah. But I liked the book better."