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In honor of the most awesome SDN thread: Things I Learned from My Patients (which can be found in the EM Residency Forum)....
I thought we should all share a few of the tidbits of knowledge that we have acquired during our EMS experiences. So don't be shy and don't violate HIPPA, but please tell us what you have learned!
I'll start with something I posted in the EM thread....
If you and your two friends decide to have a little party one December evening in your 3rd floor attic apartment and one of those friends is occupying the bathroom; it is not a good idea to climb out on the roof of the house in the middle of an ice storm to take a leak. This could result in falling off the roof with your penis hanging out. If this does occur, be sure to ask the cop if you will be arrested. He will tell you that he can't arrest people just for being stupid. The EMS crew will try very hard not to laugh as we backboard you and give you a lift to the ED with a Fx ankle and your penis still hanging out. (We weren't going to put it back in!)
I thought we should all share a few of the tidbits of knowledge that we have acquired during our EMS experiences. So don't be shy and don't violate HIPPA, but please tell us what you have learned!
I'll start with something I posted in the EM thread....
If you and your two friends decide to have a little party one December evening in your 3rd floor attic apartment and one of those friends is occupying the bathroom; it is not a good idea to climb out on the roof of the house in the middle of an ice storm to take a leak. This could result in falling off the roof with your penis hanging out. If this does occur, be sure to ask the cop if you will be arrested. He will tell you that he can't arrest people just for being stupid. The EMS crew will try very hard not to laugh as we backboard you and give you a lift to the ED with a Fx ankle and your penis still hanging out. (We weren't going to put it back in!)