Time to migrate to allo and leave pre-allo :(

[Beezlebub]

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SO and I are accepted to the same med schools. Sometimes at night I lay awake wondering how I'll escape med school debt

But then I quickly fall asleep when I remember we'll have a dual physician income

sounds like a great way to do physical exam skills training

 

[appalachian_man]

sounds like a great way to do physical exam skills training

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[libertyyne]

SO and I are accepted to the same med schools. Sometimes at night I lay awake wondering how I'll escape med school debt

But then I quickly fall asleep when I remember we'll have a dual physician income

Double the debt as well.

 

[wanderingorion]

any of you incoming freshmen in a relationship?

Married for almost a year now.

 

[appalachian_man]

Double the debt as well.

True but she is a genius and has multiple scholarship offers, fortunately

 

[Beezlebub]

True but she is a genius and has multiple scholarship offers, fortunately

and what about you?

 

[787593]

sounds like a great way to do physical exam skills training

 

[appalachian_man]

and what about you?

Eh, I'd say a solid 40% genius.

 

[redsox93]

Eh, I'd say a solid 40% genius.

what's the other 60

 

[appalachian_man]

what's the other 60

Mostly pasta

 

[787593]

what's the other 60

Spongebob quotes...

 

[redsox93]

Mostly pasta

solid ratio

 

[Beezlebub]

Eh, I'd say a solid 40% genius.

140 (min. genius IQ) - 200 (max IQ) * 0.4 = 56- 80IQ

ladies and gentlemen, the next doogie howser MD 😉

does your genius wife have an SDN account?

 

[appalachian_man]

140 (min. genius IQ) - 200 (max IQ) * 0.4 = 56- 80IQ

ladies and gentlemen, the next doogie howser MD 😉

does your genius wife have an SDN account?

Not my wife yet (plan to change that soon)! But definitely not, her Internet browsing habits begin and end with Facebook and insta. So no, I'm not being forced into saying these nice things 😉

 

[libertyyne]

Not my wife yet (plan to change that soon)! But definitely not, her Internet browsing habits begin and end with Facebook and insta. So no, I'm not being forced into saying these nice things 😉

I think he was asking so he could hit on her.

 

[appalachian_man]

I think he was asking so he could hit on her.

Classic Beezlebub move

 

[dwgrubbs1s]

Seems like just yesterday I was in the "What are my chances?" thread. Looking to the pre-med SDN Gods to give me a glimmer of hope. They helped push me with encouraging words like "Nail your MCAT" and "You should be good". Their words of wisdom carried me from pre-medical to medical. Such a bittersweet moment. I will never forget the sunny days in the pre-med section. But it is time to move on. ("I Will Remember You"- Sarah McLachlan music insert here). 😢

 

[Peach Newport]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

 

[libertyyne]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

Have you missed the np vs MD threads ?

Can you really trust a primary care doc tho?

 

[787593]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

Would hunting nursing students suddenly be okay if it wasn't for sport and we used their flesh responsibly? You sicken me, sir.

😉

 

[787593]

Have you missed the np vs MD threads yet.

Can you really trust a primary care doc tho?

lol for real, did they even go to medical school?

do people actually say **** like that?!?

 

[Beezlebub]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

 

[Astra]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

Is this a new copy-pasta? 7/10 needs a bit more work

 

[WhittyPsyche]

we still have like 5 months haha

2.5 for some of us


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[Entadus]

I've been on here 8 years and i have never seen this much pre-med leak into Allo (this early!) ....

Pre-allo is indeed a cesspool

This thread too is an eyesore; this forum is not a chat room and OP's posting style is simply not compatible with Allo. Looking forward to joining with the rest of SDN's dear cast for the inevitable smackdown that will be taking place in the fall if this continues

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

 

[libertyyne]

I've been on here 8 years and i have never seen this much pre-med leak into Allo (this early!) ....

Pre-allo is indeed a cesspool

This thread too is an eyesore; this forum is not a chat room and OP's posting style is simply not compatible with Allo. Looking forward to joining with the rest of SDN's dear cast for the inevitable smackdown that will be taking place in the fall if this continues

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

 

[libertyyne]

I've been on here 8 years and i have never seen this much pre-med leak into Allo (this early!) ....

Pre-allo is indeed a cesspool

This thread too is an eyesore; this forum is not a chat room and OP's posting style is simply not compatible with Allo. Looking forward to joining with the rest of SDN's dear cast for the inevitable smackdown that will be taking place in the fall if this continues

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

Would it make you feel better if we threw a " NPs took er jeb" in our signatures?

 

[787593]

I feel like you're giving me this look...

I've been on here 8 years and i have never seen this much pre-med leak into Allo (this early!) ....

Pre-allo is indeed a cesspool

This thread too is an eyesore; this forum is not a chat room and OP's posting style is simply not compatible with Allo. Looking forward to joining with the rest of SDN's dear cast for the inevitable smackdown that will be taking place in the fall if this continues

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

 

[redsox93]

We're just trying to make Allo great again.

 

[redsox93]

2.5 for some of us


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What you start in June?? I'm kinda jealous haha

 

[WhittyPsyche]

What you start in June?? I'm kinda jealous haha

Possibly! JMP does. Not even remotely prepared to go that route.


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[libertyyne]

Possibly! JMP does. Not even remotely prepared to go that route.


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Jmp?

 

[WhittyPsyche]

Jmp?

UCSF-Berkeley Joint Medical Program


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[787593]

Jmp?

Jmp around!

 

[750335]

Wait. I'm lost. Preallo is a cesspool because one of us created a migration thread early? And this thread is an eyesore because OP doesn't seem to have a giant stick up his butt? Inevitable smackdown? What a joke.

I agree, we should talk about midlevel encroachment and how we will never call nurses drs so we can fit right in.

 

[Astra]

I've been on here 8 years and i have never seen this much pre-med leak into Allo (this early!) ....

Pre-allo is indeed a cesspool

This thread too is an eyesore; this forum is not a chat room and OP's posting style is simply not compatible with Allo. Looking forward to joining with the rest of SDN's dear cast for the inevitable smackdown that will be taking place in the fall if this continues

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

 

[YoungDoc25]

Plot twist: No more Allo thread

 

[Astra]

Plot twist: No more Allo thread

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I've always wanted a Shiba. But being a responsible adult comes first 🙁

 

[piii]

Just have MD student and DO student statuses instead of blanket Medical Student.

 

[libertyyne]

Just have MD student and DO student statuses instead of blanket Medical Student.

This would be golden. I like to know who I am getting advice from.

 

[Astra]

This would be golden. I like to know who I am getting advice from.

that moment when you find out LizzyM has a PHD in naturopathic medicine

 

[787593]

that moment when you find out LizzyM has a PHD in naturopathic medicine

@LizzyM

 

[libertyyne]

School too. I don't want advice from non top 10 students.

Probably want step scores, mother's maiden and social security numbers Just to be safe.

 

[appalachian_man]

............and this is coming from the most positive person on here

Yeah you seem like a real fun person to be around! I'm looking forward to commiserating with all the wet blankets like you on this "non-chat room" Internet message board.

 

[libertyyne]

Better safe than ill informed by a rube.

I mean if I get informed by a rube am I the rube ?

 

[redsox93]

.

 

[Entadus]

Yeah you seem like a real fun person to be around! I'm looking forward to commiserating with all the wet blankets like you on this "non-chat room" Internet message board.

You seem to have the sarcasm down already; I'm sure you'll fit in nicely

Congratulations on your acceptance by the way!

 

[RogueBanana]

Married for almost a year now.

I read all of your comment's in Idris Elba's voice. It's quite soothing actually.

 

[RogueBanana]

Pre-allo is a cesspit of toxicity, judgment, trolling, and ignorance. The whole subforum is an embarrassment to the medical profession and gives doctors a bad name.

Every single time I have gone into pre-Allo, I've seen countless posts made by people who make me think "I hope to God this person never becomes a physician."

When a premed asks, without a hint of irony, if "you can ever trust a primary care doc because they probably were definitely too stupid for ortho" I want to gouge my f*cking eyes out. ditto for "you can't trust docs from UC Irvine because it used to be a DO school," and "why can't we just refuse treatment to anyone who's ever used recreational drugs?" I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna see a thread on there about hunting nursing students for sport.

Allopathic isn't perfect but it is an enormous step-up. Welcome, it's better here.

1- FTFY

2- We already do that but its a different kind of hunting that involves shame and regret instead of blood and death.

 

[getfat]

School too. I don't want advice from non top 10 students.

Any school that even mentions the word "primary care" either.

/s