Tired Of Depressing Threads?

[FictionalGirl]

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I am too, so here's a funny litte poem that William Wordsworth wrote

Oh pointy bird
Oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy.

In honor of the bird that took a crap on my poor boyfriends head as we walked around the zoo today. *hehehehehehehehe* twice *LAUGH* in ten minutes

 

[robotsonic]

History of Ideas by J.V. Cunningham

God is love. Then by inversion
Love is God, and sex conversion.

👍

 

[justskipee]

A young woman boarded a bus carrying a baby. As she was paying her fare, the bus driver said to her, "lady, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" She burst into tears and took a seat in the back of the bus. Seated next to her was an elderly man with glasses. He said, "I don't know what that driver said to you, but you oughta go tell him off, and I'll hold your monkey while you do it."

 

[jbar]

as long as we're talking funny:

It's hard to lose a friend
when your heart is full of hope
but it's worse to lose your towel
when you eyes are full of soap

 

[shahalam]

why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate 9!!!

 

[duke05]

roffle

 

[duke05]

 

[jon stewart]

LOL

thats awsome!

 

[Zoom-Zoom]

that is...the coolest thing...i have ever seen 👍