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i understand everyone is stressed out right now with the apps. but as a tribute to the recently deceased comedian rodney dangerfield, here is a list of rodney's top 5 one-liners:
1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had
nothing to play with.
2. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel
3. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on
and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle
came
off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
4. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast-fed me. She
told
me that she only liked me as a friend.
5. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up
and
I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with
me?"
He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
Cheers everyone.
1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had
nothing to play with.
2. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel
3. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on
and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle
came
off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
4. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast-fed me. She
told
me that she only liked me as a friend.
5. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up
and
I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with
me?"
He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
Cheers everyone.
