Tree up the Rectum

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kahalley

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Just wondering if anyone caught the ER show on Discovery Health regarding this guy who landed on a tree when he fell off the Roof. The Stump came with in inches of his heart. Has anyone seen something similar?
 
I was wondering if anyone else saw that too. That was crazy. Did you see all those people in the operating room taking pictures. You don't see that every day.

The weird thing is that it only damaged the bladder and missed everything else. It could have been a lot worse.
 
yeah, he was pretty lucky. but not quite as lucky as........the guy who got shot in the head! no serious injuries, unbelievable.
 
I tried filling people in on this at work...but it just grossed them out. I had to see if there was anyone else out there that could appreciate the situation. He was a lucky man.
 
jmeyers52 said:
yeah, he was pretty lucky. but not quite as lucky as........the guy who got shot in the head! no serious injuries, unbelievable.
I didn't even penetrate the skull. That was one lucky sonova*****.
 
That car accident story was sad though. The driver was not as lucky.
 
What is really interesting is that I have lived here in Orlando since 99 and both the tree guy and the GSW man were brought to ORMC. I do not think this ever made the news.
 
it used to be a form of torture back in the day...fortunately he's ok!
 
kahalley said:
Just wondering if anyone caught the ER show on Discovery Health regarding this guy who landed on a tree when he fell off the Roof. The Stump came with in inches of his heart. Has anyone seen something similar?

What show and when was it on? I ask because I can go look for the day in the tv guide and set my tivo to record it the next time it's on.
 
Actually, that episode was about a year or two old. Pretty damn good, though.
 
Nothing cool like this ever happens in the ER I volunteer in.
 
My uncle operated on a guy who had a 16 inch drill bit go in through his eye socket and out the side of his head. The bit obliterated his eye, but didn't affect his brain as it narrowly slid right beside it. Lucky son-of-a-bitch, I tell you.
 
I caught bits of the guy and the tree on TLC last night. I didn't know exactly what happened though cuz I caught it at the wrong time.
 
ravaha08 said:
I caught bits of the guy and the tree on TLC last night. I didn't know exactly what happened though cuz I caught it at the wrong time.

Yeah, I caught the part were the surgeons were complaining about "splinters and saw dust" all up in there...but I didn't catch the part were it went up his rectum! thats unfortunate! :scared:
 
I checked online and the original airdate was 12/2/2002. of Trauma: Life in the ER. Episode was aptly called "Miraculous".

Hope this helps. It was incredible.
 
VFrank said:
Nothing cool like this ever happens in the ER I volunteer in.

Cool? Let's all remember that someone got hurt, here. I bet it wouldn't be cool if it was your father or your brother.
 
While it is true that someone got hurt. The fascination and miracle of sorts comes from the fact that it was a medical challenge. That OR was filled with people (student doctors) that wanted to see how to approach such a surgical challenge. The man never suffered a fever despite having his entire abdominal region sliced open and rinsed out with Several liters of H2O to remove most of the saw dust. The guy is a miracle. The only internal injury was some piercing of his omenta and a bladder that was torn.

He was walking on his own two weeks later.
 
So I take it this occured in pre-HIPAA days?
 
So I see you are a nip tuck fan..

A little lame this season though, don't you think.
 
ZOT! ZOT! said:
Cool? Let's all remember that someone got hurt, here. I bet it wouldn't be cool if it was your father or your brother.

Why are you being so defensive? You're going to be a future-doctor and you should be fascinated by miracles like this. Every volunteer I work with gets excited when the LifeStar helicopter comes in with a trauma -- it's a chance for doctors to do what they're best at doing -- saving lives. And I think it's exciting and fascinating. I bet most people here do too, or there wouldn't be a thread about it.
 
kahalley said:
So I see you are a nip tuck fan..

A little lame this season though, don't you think.


So we segue from trees and rectums to cable TV shows? Probably not that far of a stretch. - Pardon the pun.

Yeah the show hit an apex last season - trade your girlfriend for a Lamborghini? That is pretty hard to top.
I have a feeling that it will start to pick up a bit more. Christian is losing his edge - that concerns me.

Back to more universal relevance, - I can just see the apps skyrocketing for medical school because every yahoo that has taken a bio course wants to instantly start doing breast augs and collecting their Ferrari post graduation.
Hmm...will we see another significant increase akin to the old school "ER" days?
 
VFrank said:
Why are you being so defensive? You're going to be a future-doctor and you should be fascinated by miracles like this. Every volunteer I work with gets excited when the LifeStar helicopter comes in with a trauma -- it's a chance for doctors to do what they're best at doing -- saving lives. And I think it's exciting and fascinating. I bet most people here do too, or there wouldn't be a thread about it.

I agree
 
I couldn't agree with you more regarding Christian. His attitude (and actions) makes that show every bit as edgy as the Soprano's. But my summer is almost over and I doubt that I am going to have time to watch any TV for a while.
 
VFrank said:
Why are you being so defensive? You're going to be a future-doctor and you should be fascinated by miracles like this. Every volunteer I work with gets excited when the LifeStar helicopter comes in with a trauma -- it's a chance for doctors to do what they're best at doing -- saving lives. And I think it's exciting and fascinating. I bet most people here do too, or there wouldn't be a thread about it.

What is defensive about my post? I was simply trying to bring people down to earth and remind them that it was a human being they were talking about.

Advice for the future: Get a dictionary and look up words that you try to use so that they are used in the correct context.


P.S. Are you talking about Loyola Lifestar?
 
ZOT! ZOT! said:
What is defensive about my post? I was simply trying to bring people down to earth and remind them that it was a human being they were talking about.

Advice for the future: Get a dictionary and look up words that you try to use so that they are used in the correct context.


P.S. Are you talking about Loyola Lifestar?

I really don't see what word you are talking about. Yes, Loyola Lifestar.
 
VFrank said:
I really don't see what word you are talking about. Yes, Loyola Lifestar.


Defensive...


I almost went to loyola. Sometimes I still wish I were going there.
 
Where did you get the quote "Medicine:***"? It used to hang over the University of South Alabama's Medical School Library (when I was pursuing my first degree) and I have been unable to bring it to the forefront of my brain until I saw it on your tagline.
Are u at USA Medical School?
 
It's a quote from James Bryce. I had to write a paper on medicine for a class earlier this year and I was browsing the internet and I found this one and liked it. No, I am an undergrad applying for the class of 2009.
 
Rectum????


DAMN NEAR KILL 'EM!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sorry, I have always had a soft spot for cheesy punchlines.
 
ZOT! ZOT! said:
Cool? Let's all remember that someone got hurt, here. I bet it wouldn't be cool if it was your father or your brother.

Take a Valium. Haven't you ever heard a someone say "man, that was a cool case/patient". It's a figure of speech. Take a deep breath, it's ok. 👍
 
Dam, I miss it one week and I miss a funny episode.
 
I saw that last night too. He was truly lucky to come out of that situation with only his bladder injured, but I had one quesiton about it. Did the stick actually go through his rectum? Because if it did, wouldn't he have damaged his colon as well since the stick went all the way up close to his heart. I didn't hear the doctors say anything about the large intestine being punctured. Just wonderin.
 
what i thought was sad was that every member of his family was in another country...can't rememer if it was guatemala or not.....anyway, he had to go through all of this without anyone there to support him....almost made me cry....to be there all alone, scared, with a tree in your anus, and to be recovering without family members to come see you or take care of you...can you imagine what it must have been like for his wife and children back home, hearing about this? and not being able to see him or know how he was doing?
 
My brother was doing a rotation and he saw a guy who had an erlenmeyer flask stuck in his rectum. He kept the Xray, but keeps forgetting to bring it when he goes on vacation, so i've never seen it.
 
I once saw a guy that had attempted self-circumcision. The really amazing part to me wasn't even that he'd tried to do it himself, but that he stopped partway...and then waited three days before he came into the ED.

😱

Once we had a guy who had jumped/fallen from a 4th floor fire escape (it wasn't a suicide attempt, he was just drunk). When the paramedics called it in we thought they said "17-year-old"...turned out they said "70-year-old". He had one broken ankle and literally not another scratch on him. It was unbelievable. The medics said they wouldn't have believed it was really a fall from the 4th floor except that it was called in by his neighbor from the floor below, who saw it happen. The guy apparently never lost consciousness, just hit the ground and immediately tried to crawl back inside.

Whoever said the gods look after drunks and fools.... 🙄
 
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