True success=Accumulated wealth, Physician report

[Pingu]

Fun fact: Ghost Dog's soundtrack was produced by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan. He also produced "Enter the 36 Chambers," which has the single most important personal finance lesson of all:

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
CREAM
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all.

Good life advice is everywhere outside of internet fora. Just gotta pay attention.

The Notorious B.I.G. also provides comprehensive financial advice in Ten Crack Commandments.

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[Pingu]

For those who don't want to google.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
It's the ten crack commandments, what?
***** can't tell me nothing about this coke
Can't tell me nothing about this crack, this weed, my hustlin' ******
****** on the corner I ain't forget you ******, my triple beam ******
I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It's rules to this ****, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man ****ed up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done…
I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It's rules to this ****, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man ****ed up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, ****, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never get high on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a crackhead paying you back, **** forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious ****
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the **** from police
If ****** think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10, a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl ****ed my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

 

[deleted314957]

I believe he did his m***** f****** fellowship in Baltimore.
Used to see his bros on the slabs there regularly.

 

[y2k_free_radical]

This reminds me of the classic onion article

https://local.theonion.com/hedonistic-orgy-marred-by-exclusively-overweight-middl-1819565394

For your,DAVE and the ONIONs' knowledge---there are some exclusive groups where individuals can't be over 40-45 and must pass a looks and fitness screen

 

[Dave CX]

I would fail the age limit. Sending you a PM a bit later.

 

[Nilf]

For your,DAVE and the ONIONs' knowledge---there are some exclusive groups where individuals can't be over 40-45 and must pass a looks and fitness screen

Thank you, but I'll pass. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think that nobody should bang my wife but me.

 

[dr.weiner]

The constant talk about older pathologist swingers makes me sort of miss the doom and gloom troll posts.

 

[LADoc00]

Thank you, but I'll pass. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think that nobody should bang my wife but me.

I dont want admin blaming me for this derailment but I think current evolutionary theory would disagree with you strongly. Trust me, as Im digging into this further and am reading more of the science literature on the subject am as I disturbed as you but..

Central theory: It appears primates, especially those with large for body size external testes (ratio of testicular volume to average body surface area), evolved to compete on a cellular and molecular level and NOT on a macro-organism level as common culture suggests.
Evidence 1: split ejaculate chemical analysis shows homo sapiens have multi-phase chemical warfare process that aids their own sperm while harming other male sperm
Evidence 2: large external testes in humans correspond to very high spermatozoa counts and these sperm have specialized roles specifically intended to defeat other male sperm.
Evidence 3: Higher sperm counts correspond with greater success of fertilization and higher sperm counts roughly correlate with higher testosterone levels, testosterone levels correlate with higher male "status"
Evidence 4: Primate female vocalizations are intended to call other healthy males to a mating female. In analysis of female vocalizations of both humans and baboons, the pitch, sound complexity, decibel level convey information to surrounding males about her current partner's male status and whether other males should attempt approach after he is done. More complex, louder vocalization communicates a more dominant male is currently mating with her. Given the incredible evolutionary cost of these as they would call ground dwelling predators as well who would predate on the mating couple, they must serve a very powerful evolutionary purpose.
Evidence 5: Women have a much higher chance of fertilization by a random dominant male than their actual spouse. This is due to the fact women have a "dark mating strategy" which employs one male a resource gatherer as a "spouse" and other more dominant males as clandestine mating partners. Given dark mating strategies are so culturally taboo as a social evolution to maintain community cohesion and reduce intraspecies homocide, they operate at a very deep subconscious levels in human females.
Evidence 6: The fact that homosexuality is so prevalent and is such a massive headache for natural selection theorists to explain, it is likely many males in human society exist solely for a "helper role" in the community, either resource gathering, child rearing, tribal protection or construction and not for mating purposes. This is a hard pill I think for many to swallow. To wrap this entire disturbing intellectual framework of what humans really are all about together for you SDN readers, the most common viewed type of porn looked at by men is gang bangs and now ****old type porn is no2. Psychologists feel there is a deep subconscious element, a Jungian archetype shadow-self almost, at play in men who are coming to grips with female dark mating strategy by viewing said porn. Yah this is really really messed up I agree especially coming from a Judeo-Christian (perhaps even any theistic social framework Hinduism included?) socio-cultural paradigm. I havent finished Peterson's Maps of Meaning so I cant really comment any further on the socio-religious tie in.


Overall this would strongly indicate, human females evolved to have multi-partner sex especially around ovulation and perhaps most bizarrely with strangers with more masculine dominant traits to incite more rigorous sperm competition at a cellular level. You could theorize than in the 250,000 years since homo sapiens experienced rapid brain growth and developed advanced speech capabilities, only the last 3,000 to 4,000 years have social constructs made this taboo so you are actually really "new school" in your thinking. True "old school" would be just wandering around with your eyes and ears open looking for the opportunity to reproduce after work.

 

[LADoc00]

That's a really interesting theory.

By the way, how's your wife and my kids?

Okay I cracked a smile at that one. Well done sir.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Okay I cracked a smile at that one. Well done sir.

This can also make you feel salty....as if our job market weren't enough.

 

[y2k_free_radical]

I dont want admin blaming me for this derailment but I think current evolutionary theory would disagree with you strongly. Trust me, as Im digging into this further and am reading more of the science literature on the subject am as I disturbed as you but..

Central theory: It appears primates, especially those with large for body size external testes (ratio of testicular volume to average body surface area), evolved to compete on a cellular and molecular level and NOT on a macro-organism level as common culture suggests.
Evidence 1: split ejaculate chemical analysis shows homo sapiens have multi-phase chemical warfare process that aids their own sperm while harming other male sperm
Evidence 2: large external testes in humans correspond to very high spermatozoa counts and these sperm have specialized roles specifically intended to defeat other male sperm.
Evidence 3: Higher sperm counts correspond with greater success of fertilization and higher sperm counts roughly correlate with higher testosterone levels, testosterone levels correlate with higher male "status"
Evidence 4: Primate female vocalizations are intended to call other healthy males to a mating female. In analysis of female vocalizations of both humans and baboons, the pitch, sound complexity, decibel level convey information to surrounding males about her current partner's male status and whether other males should attempt approach after he is done. More complex, louder vocalization communicates a more dominant male is currently mating with her. Given the incredible evolutionary cost of these as they would call ground dwelling predators as well who would predate on the mating couple, they must serve a very powerful evolutionary purpose.
Evidence 5: Women have a much higher chance of fertilization by a random dominant male than their actual spouse. This is due to the fact women have a "dark mating strategy" which employs one male a resource gatherer as a "spouse" and other more dominant males as clandestine mating partners. Given dark mating strategies are so culturally taboo as a social evolution to maintain community cohesion and reduce intraspecies homocide, they operate at a very deep subconscious levels in human females.
Evidence 6: The fact that homosexuality is so prevalent and is such a massive headache for natural selection theorists to explain, it is likely many males in human society exist solely for a "helper role" in the community, either resource gathering, child rearing, tribal protection or construction and not for mating purposes. This is a hard pill I think for many to swallow. To wrap this entire disturbing intellectual framework of what humans really are all about together for you SDN readers, the most common viewed type of porn looked at by men is gang bangs and now ****old type porn is no2. Psychologists feel there is a deep subconscious element, a Jungian archetype shadow-self almost, at play in men who are coming to grips with female dark mating strategy by viewing said porn. Yah this is really really messed up I agree especially coming from a Judeo-Christian (perhaps even any theistic social framework Hinduism included?) socio-cultural paradigm. I havent finished Peterson's Maps of Meaning so I cant really comment any further on the socio-religious tie in.


Overall this would strongly indicate, human females evolved to have multi-partner sex especially around ovulation and perhaps most bizarrely with strangers with more masculine dominant traits to incite more rigorous sperm competition at a cellular level. You could theorize than in the 250,000 years since homo sapiens experienced rapid brain growth and developed advanced speech capabilities, only the last 3,000 to 4,000 years have social constructs made this taboo so you are actually really "new school" in your thinking. True "old school" would be just wandering around with your eyes and ears open looking for the opportunity to reproduce after work.

Add sperm competition syndrome,****oldry and MWM to your research

 

[gyngyn]

This thread has gone significantly off kilter...