Tutorial on Neoplastic Hemepath Next week

[LADoc00]

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Who signed up for this and got the stupid newsletter "The Pathologist" from Cornell?

How ******ed can you be...I sign up for a course and they send the bios of all their residents and fellows, like for some reason I feel inclined to hire them after getting bent over for a 1200 dollar course that only lasts 5 days and I have to stay in Boca Raton instead of Miami....are they serious?

Lets go down the list at Cornell...
take their Gynpath fellow, she graduated from Howard medical school in 3 years...ok that sounds fishy to me, then it says she did her undergrad at Indiana University of Pennsylvania?! Umm what the hell. Then just 3 years as a resident at Hopkins where she obviously did just AP and now a gyn fellowship...job prospects? Sketchy. good luck with that.

Dermpath fellow, some dude who got his MD in 1979, the year some of you were born...and hes doing a fellowship? for what? retirement?

Another bio is of a PGY-1 that actually tries to make a big deal of her major in fine arts and a semester abroad...Are they serious?! Gimmmeee a break.

Well at least I had a good laugh this morning. Thanks Cornell, for comedy relief.

 

[LADoc00]

Glad they included photos...

 

[superkeith]

it sounds like cornell is trying to organize some sort of eHarmony event for its residents.

at least the tutorial includes a continental breakfast.

 

[yaah]

Glad they included photos...

Gawd you're evil...

 

[LADoc00]

LA DOC REVEALED!

NOTICE PAW PLACEMENT.

 

[pathres2]

graduated from Howard medical school in 3 years...ok that sounds fishy to me, then it says she did her undergrad at Indiana University of Pennsylvania?! Umm what the hell. Then just 3 years as a resident at Hopkins.

I am sure *you* went to college at Princeton, medical school at Hopkins, residency at the Brigham and fellowship at MGH.

Oh, wait a minute: maybe you didn't do a fellowship and that is why you are a pathologist in private practice somewhere hating his field, his job and his life.

I am also sure you are extremely attractive and secure about your personality to be degrading women, people with mental ******ation and foreigners throughout this forum constantly.

Chill dude. Get your aggressions out at the gym. Maybe then you will actually have more luck with the ladies.

 

[LADoc00]

OH NOS! Pathres2 says cut it out! No more fun for me.

Pathres2 I-c-u:

How sensitive can you be and still be in medicine? You must have landed in one of those cush 9-5 residency programs.

 

[deschutes]

Or maybe s/he's from Cornell? 😉

Hey LADoc00, your paw portrait is not showing up!

 

[LADoc00]

I know the above picture is how many Cornell residents are feeling, it tears me up inside to see you so hurt and vulnerable, no really, I'll cut it out.

 

[bente]

LA doc as he sees himself

 

[bente]

On the prowl in So Cali

 

[bente]

Ever felt like this?

 

[LADoc00]

Thanks for the slide show! I do sometimes feel like a bachelor lion, even catching myself at awkward moments where I have to ask for a name again midact, its incredibly embarassing as you can imagine.

In residency I tried to stick with a theme as to not confuse myself on tough rotations, all girls named Anna or Jenny etc. worked well.

Thanks!

 

[salt]

...awkward moments where I have to ask for a name again midact...

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[Brougham]

Are you
AOA too?

Who signed up for this and got the stupid newsletter "The Pathologist" from Cornell?

How ******ed can you be...I sign up for a course and they send the bios of all their residents and fellows, like for some reason I feel inclined to hire them after getting bent over for a 1200 dollar course that only lasts 5 days and I have to stay in Boca Raton instead of Miami....are they serious?

Lets go down the list at Cornell...
take their Gynpath fellow, she graduated from Howard medical school in 3 years...ok that sounds fishy to me, then it says she did her undergrad at Indiana University of Pennsylvania?! Umm what the hell. Then just 3 years as a resident at Hopkins where she obviously did just AP and now a gyn fellowship...job prospects? Sketchy. good luck with that.

Dermpath fellow, some dude who got his MD in 1979, the year some of you were born...and hes doing a fellowship? for what? retirement?

Another bio is of a PGY-1 that actually tries to make a big deal of her major in fine arts and a semester abroad...Are they serious?! Gimmmeee a break.

Well at least I had a good laugh this morning. Thanks Cornell, for comedy relief.

 

[LADoc00]

Are you
AOA too?

Me? No, I was a class A screw off in medical school. I was a Tri-Lam tho.
Of course I dont send out a newsletter with my hack bio and comments like "LADOC decided to spend a year in Amsterdam doing a gynecologic and pulmonary study after medical school."

 

[Brougham]

Maybe we should just all pause for a second. Remember, we are all pathologists. That mean's that we will always be under-respected, under-appreciated, a disappointment to our families, and enigmatic to the rest of the world--including many clinicians. Most lay people think we do research all day and don't understand what a slide is.

Many of you have indeed graduated from Ivy League schools (except the LADOC, who you can see is insecure about not being a "real" doctor in the first place, and whose license plate on his Volvo probably matches his user ID), and may have wasted your AOA membership in a field that no one would call glamorous, but you are all in this pursuit together. So maybe you should stop all the nit-picking and take out your doubts about your career choices at the local pubs or maybe just switch to a more socially acceptable field.

 

[Brougham]

LADOC

Los Angeles--supposed to stir up images of Beverly Hills, expansile wealth, Rodeo Drive, sexy celebrities ---> glamour, glamour, glamour --exactly what you will not find in pathology no matter what.

DOC--supposed to stir up images of the well respected family doc, a life of saving lifes, prominence in the community, --> again, you will not find this in pathology.

LADOC, why not change your userID to RottingCorpse, which would be a much more appropriate name given your chosen vocation.

 

[PathOne]

OR... we could all become forensic pathologists! Now, THERE'S a job that familiy, friends and the rest of the world can relate to... 🙂

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Initially I saw this and thought, "I'm not a resident yet so I won't be up in arms about attending tutorials and workshops." But by accident I opened up this thread and thought, "Damn, I been missing out!"

LADoc00, you fail to disappoint me. This thread provided much needed amusement in my day.

 

[yaah]

...awkward moments where I have to ask for a name again midact...

I'm sure you were equally as memorable.

Zing!!

I was a Tri-Lam tho.

Say hi to Poindexter at the next reunion.