"Under Review= "The Slow Rejection Pile"
"Waitlist"="The Slow Accept Pile"
I think it's BS how admissions offices jerk applicants around, teasing up their hopes with phrases like "under review". Guess what? They looked once, weren't impressed, and now it's in the "we-haven't-gotten-around-to-writing-your-rejection-letter-because-we-got-busy-cashing-all-of-the-application-fee-checks-but-we'll-sure-have-that-rejection-out-to-you-at-OUR-soonest-convenience-;-meantime-we'll-tell-you-that-you're-under-review-and-give-you-false-hope" pile.
Sorry to sound bitter, but I just think that admissions offices could be a LOT more honest with applicants. If you're never going to even consider an applicant, why can't you tell them over the phone, instead of jerking them along and sending a rejection in June when you finally get around to it?
Anyone ever notice how admissions offices move quickly when money is coming IN to the office (i.e., you'll get a secondary REALLY quickly), but when money is going OUT of the office (i.e., paying postage for the rejection letter or a letter saying you're complete at a school), things move a LOT slower.