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[JustLookingforAnswers]

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AMCAS has announced the three following new criteria for proper admission:

1) MCAT is now being replaced with the more new, accurate standardized test called the GRE.
2) Volunteer work and extracurricular activities are now voided. Primary consideration consists exclusively of GPA, letters of recommendation, and GRE scores, and choreography.
3) Applicants must perfect the choreography and dance movements for 'Gangnam Style' once being interviewed. Dance choreography predicts charisma, enthusiasm, as well as optimism. If not perfected and does not show a detailed, exceptional performance, then applicant may be waitlisted or rejected as patients deserve enthusiastic healthcare professionals.

 

[TMC07]

AMCAS has announced the three following new criteria for proper admission:

1) MCAT is now being replaced with the more new, accurate standardized test called the GRE.
2) Volunteer work and extracurricular activities are now voided. Primary consideration consists exclusively of GPA, letters of recommendation, and GRE scores, and choreography.
3) Applicants must perfect the choreography and dance movements for 'Gangnam Style' once being interviewed. Dance choreography predicts charisma, enthusiasm, as well as optimism. If not perfected and does not show a detailed, exceptional performance, then applicant may be waitlisted or rejected as patients deserve enthusiastic healthcare professionals.

Um, I don't think this post is as funny as you think it is.

 

[SpoiledMilk]

 

[Lawpy]

AMCAS has announced the three following new criteria for proper admission:

1) MCAT is now being replaced with the more new, accurate standardized test called the GRE.
2) Volunteer work and extracurricular activities are now voided. Primary consideration consists exclusively of GPA, letters of recommendation, and GRE scores, and choreography.
3) Applicants must perfect the choreography and dance movements for 'Gangnam Style' once being interviewed. Dance choreography predicts charisma, enthusiasm, as well as optimism. If not perfected and does not show a detailed, exceptional performance, then applicant may be waitlisted or rejected as patients deserve enthusiastic healthcare professionals.

 

[Goro]

Reported. That sound you hear off in the background is the Banhammer being cocked.

 

[Med Ed]

3) Applicants must perfect the choreography and dance movements for 'Gangnam Style' once being interviewed.

How 2012.

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

How 2012.

LOL

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

Reported

No humor, eh?

 

[slippydubloons]

No humor, eh?

Yeah you're right, there is no humor involved in this post


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[JustLookingforAnswers]

Yeah you're right, there is no humor involved in this post


Sent from my iPhone using SDN mobile

lol someone's triggered.

 

[Med Ed]

LOL

Glad somebody is.

 

[gonnif]

Hey I appreciate a good joke.... can someone post a good joke as this thread obviously does not have any any all

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

Reported. That sound you hear off in the background is the Banhammer being cocked.

You know what go ahead and ban me. Who really cares. It's kind of funny on top of it: I am so scared of the ban. OMG, what will I ever do without StudentDoctor Network?!

 

[Blanky]

Which part was the punchline?

 

[Dr. Stalker]

yo guys take it easy on OP I found this post hilarious (not sarcastic, just stoned AF right now, jk)

 

[Gilakend]

Hey I appreciate a good joke.... can someone post a good joke as this thread obviously does not have any any all

Why couldn't the pony neigh?


Because he was a little hoarse.

Thank you! I'll be here for at least 6 years.

 

[Dr. Stalker]

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

lol

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

yo guys take it easy on OP I found this post hilarious (not sarcastic, just stoned AF right now, jk)

See I have a fan

 

[Dr. Stalker]

See I have a fan

Seriously though, I think your post should earn, at the minimum, a chuckle

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

Seriously though, I think your post should earn, at the minimum, a chuckle

LOL so true

 

[Toutie]

Hey I appreciate a good joke.... can someone post a good joke as this thread obviously does not have any any all

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Dam👎. 😀

Most of my jokes are fit to be posted here. 😉

 

[Toutie]

Reported. That sound you hear off in the background is the Banhammer being cocked.

Wow, he was trying so hard yesterday....must have been pretty upset he didn't get banned, so he's taking a shot first thing this morning.

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

Wow, he was trying so hard yesterday....must have been pretty upset he didn't get banned, so he's taking a shot first thing this morning.

Definitely. #troll

 

[Goro]

Wow, he was trying so hard yesterday....must have been pretty upset he didn't get banned, so he's taking a shot first thing this morning.

Agree 100%. I'm getting a strong whiff of one of these:

 

[JustLookingforAnswers]

Agree 100%. I'm getting a strong whiff of one of these:

Who are you kidding. I've shadowed you for months. We've been best friends since elementary school.

Don't turn on me now bro

 

[Lucca]

Closing off topic thread.