Just when I think things can't get stupider here.
My direct contact hours expectation is 25 hours a week. I get about 4 hours carved out for various things dropping me to 21. They decided to redo my clinic grids using some kind of arcane logic that no one can explain to me properly but goes something like this
Head MSA with the full endorsement of my boss : Dr. Grenth, some nameless ghouls we refuse to identify have ordered us to get rid of your intake and new patient clinics. You now have one giant clinic.
Me: Then how will you prevent me having 21 intakes a week with no follow-ups?
Them: well, if a 90 minute block is scheduled with nothing before and nothing after it went assume it's an intake. If it's a 60 minute appointment with nothing before and nothing after then it's a new patient. Returning patients can be back to back
Me: that's all fine and good but that destroys my existing schedule and doesn't work mathematically with my existing meetings and carve outs.
Them: we fixed it for you, here's a grid with 18.5 hours instead of 21.
Me: so I will see 2.5 fewer patients a week now?
Them: Yes you're welcome that we fixed this for you.
So stupid it's unreal. And they want me to overbook to make up the hours they can't grid but our MSAs won't fill requested overbook without you holding their hands and bribing them.
There goes my top RVU status that no one ever cared about 🥲
My direct contact hours expectation is 25 hours a week. I get about 4 hours carved out for various things dropping me to 21. They decided to redo my clinic grids using some kind of arcane logic that no one can explain to me properly but goes something like this
Head MSA with the full endorsement of my boss : Dr. Grenth, some nameless ghouls we refuse to identify have ordered us to get rid of your intake and new patient clinics. You now have one giant clinic.
Me: Then how will you prevent me having 21 intakes a week with no follow-ups?
Them: well, if a 90 minute block is scheduled with nothing before and nothing after it went assume it's an intake. If it's a 60 minute appointment with nothing before and nothing after then it's a new patient. Returning patients can be back to back
Me: that's all fine and good but that destroys my existing schedule and doesn't work mathematically with my existing meetings and carve outs.
Them: we fixed it for you, here's a grid with 18.5 hours instead of 21.
Me: so I will see 2.5 fewer patients a week now?
Them: Yes you're welcome that we fixed this for you.
So stupid it's unreal. And they want me to overbook to make up the hours they can't grid but our MSAs won't fill requested overbook without you holding their hands and bribing them.
There goes my top RVU status that no one ever cared about 🥲