COCA told us(TouroCOM) the exact same thing last year, verbatim. I suddenly feel less special.
What? Of all the no good, fake compliments I've been paid vicariously this one really takes the cake. I can't believe I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I really thought those kudos were genuine and straight from the <3. I guess I'll put a stop order on that custom trophy. Too bad, because I really thought the personalized plate I came up with was catchy, "We're number 1 (at this stage of progress, of all DO schools that were started in the last 18 years(2011))".
SmokD, I hope you don't come to view our school as a floozy homewrecker that's trying to steal your fan over at COCA. There are plenty of explanations for how this now trite comment can be interpreted. Since my ego refuses to believe he would have said it as a canned remark, I've included several other totally believable reasons that come to mind and are compatible with my denial.
1) WCU impressed them even more than you guys did last year.
2) He has Alzheimer's
3) He uses the term "most impressive" loosely
4) He watches the Empire Strikes Back before every site inspection
5) His standards slip more and more every year along with his ability to make relative assessments
6) He died last year immediately after visiting your school and was cloned like in the movie The 6th Day, which robbed his clone of the experience with you guys
I think number 6 offers both of us the most comfort from this two timing, sweet-talker's game with our hearts. Honestly, even though it does cheapen the remark, I won't discount it completely but rather just take it with a grain of salt. It's premature to think our program is superior to any other without yet measuring the students' performance on the COMLEX series.