Yeah; the 'dumps' are frequently things that should be done on an outpatient basis, but the PMD puts the fear of god in the patient that they need to go RIGHT AWAY to the ED for their... (from yesterday, now)....
1. Recurrent outpatient paracentesis.
2. Repeat outpatient imaging study to assess for (whatever isn't really there).
3. Social admission for 'the dwindles' when they can really just be directly admitted.
I get paid the same whether I'm a chore-boy for PMDs or not, so yeah - they're pure 'dumps'.