''The Junior Mint'' is an absolute classic. . .
•••quote:••• From Seinfeld's "The Junior Mint" •
Jerry: ...Over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing *into* the patient!
George: What do you mean "into the patient"?
Jerry: Into the patient, *literally*!
George: Into the hole?
Jerry: Yes, the hole!
George: Didn't they notice it?
Jerry: No!
George: How could they not notice it?!?
Jerry: Because it's a little mint. It's a *Junior* Mint.
George: What did they do?
Jerry: They sealed him up with the mint inside.
George: They *left* the Junior Mint *in* him?
Jerry: Yes!
George: I guess it can't hurt him... People eat *pounds* of those things.
Jerry: They *eat* them, they don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!
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Clearly I have too much free time on my hands, or more likely a combination of the above and a link to a page with Seinfeld scripts. . .
I was so happy they received the honor of #1 show from TV Guide!