what do you say to your patients while inducing them?
sir...Sir...SIR!!...okay put the tube in
what do you say to your patients while inducing them?
"Pay no attention to the nice lady tying your arms to the bed ..."
"Just let us know when you fall asleep OK?"
(usually get a chuckle or a smile after a 2 second pause)
Most circulators at VA hospitals know this, but NEVER tie the arms of a former prisoner-of-war before induction. If you're at a non-VA or non-military hospital and somehow discover that your patient is a former POW, remind the circulator to wait until after induction to tie the arms.
I try to engage in light-hearted humor as I'm pushing the propofol, to make the patient laugh. Pts who are laughing as they go apneic seem to wake up better and happier.
Eff you
"Take some nice deep courtesy breaths"
"Ok you might notice a warming sensation in your IV"
"Just let us know when you fall asleep OK?"
(usually get a chuckle or a smile after a 2 second pause)
Most circulators at VA hospitals know this, but NEVER tie the arms of a former prisoner-of-war before induction. If you're at a non-VA or non-military hospital and somehow discover that your patient is a former POW, remind the circulator to wait until after induction to tie the arms.
I try to engage in light-hearted humor as I'm pushing the propofol, to make the patient laugh. Pts who are laughing as they go apneic seem to wake up better and happier.
"Take some nice deep courtesy breaths"
"Ok you might notice a warming sensation in your IV"
"Just let us know when you fall asleep OK?"
(usually get a chuckle or a smile after a 2 second pause)
.........And I'm a big fan of droperidol near wakeup for the young catecholamine charged Marines who may or may not have PTSD and who may or may not emerge swinging. I'm convinced it's the best thing since isoflurane (which we don't have any more) to mellow those guys out.
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I'm not a talkative person in general but I do generally keep a steady stream of verbiage flowing at them. "Got a couple stickers for your EKG" and "this goes on your finger" and "that cuff will squeeze your arm very tightly the first time" and "you may feels some warmth or burning in your IV as the medicine gets you off to sleep, that's normal" ...
PGG, how much do you give? I've only used droperidol for N/V, and find 0.625 mg usually does the trick, but one of my colleagues has used up to 2.5 mg for sedation.
If you find it helps with emergence I might try it also on some of my younger patients.
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Was that aimed at someone in particular? Or just a general "F--- you." to the world at large for being such a cruel place?
I use 0.625 mg for PONV prophylaxis for most patients but give 1.25 mg to burly looking 20-something-year-old males.
I don't think the comment was directed specifically at you trinityalumnus, more of a response to the OP's thread title question.
For those of you interested in anesthesia history, this book is great. And funny as hell... 😀
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http://www.amazon.com/Anesthesia-uninterested-Alexander-Birch/dp/0839108605
More of a collectors item at this point.
This book is $500!!! 😱
Nah, that's what I think as the CRNA blabs some non-sensical crap. I almost always keep mum.
For those of you interested in anesthesia history, this book is great. And funny as hell... 😀
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http://www.amazon.com/Anesthesia-uninterested-Alexander-Birch/dp/0839108605
More of a collectors item at this point.
PGG, how much do you give? I've only used droperidol for N/V, and find 0.625 mg usually does the trick, but one of my colleagues has used up to 2.5 mg for sedation.
If you find it helps with emergence I might try it also on some of my younger patients.
best book ever! I especially enjoy the pics in the back of the book demonstrating the different ways an OR table can be positioned... jackknife...
Nah, that's what I think as the CRNA blabs some non-sensical crap. I almost always keep mum.
Wow! You are in the room for induction? Impressive! Don't forget to sign the chart!
What, you think this is my first rodeo cowboy? The chart is ALREADY signed before the pt is in the OR.
And yes, I am present for EVERY induction; case doesn't start until I show up. Good thing too as I need to intubate someone AT LEAST twice a week for the CRNA.
Do these patients tend to be the ones with difficult airways, or are they fairly easy tubes? It'd be hilarious if it's the latter ... and if it's the former, then they don't deserve to gain independent practice rights.
Just looked it up in my program's biomed library and they have it! I may have to check it out.