What drug would you be/fits your personality and why - examples?

[rs37982]

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Just trying to brainstorm up some ideas for answers to this question. Any help with this one?

 

[BenJammin]

Simethicone because I'm anti-gas

 

[JustFillIt]

Answer your own interview questions..

But - I would definitely be Tenormin... it’s such a dominant name.. I wish I could have talked my wife into naming our first son Tenormin..

 

[Sine Cura]

"Heroin. Killer of desperate white Americana."

 

[PharmaBr0]

Nuprin: Little, Yellow, Different.

 

[mentos]

Viagra so I can help old dudes get some.

 

[JustFillIt]

Viagra so I can help old dudes get some.

I thought about going straight up Imvexxy but that would be a bit too much.

 

[owlegrad]

Plan B because my boss is always using me.

 

[mustang sally]

Some kind of benzo because I have a calming effect.

 

[Reirrac]

Epinephrine. My work habits inspire others to work harder as well.

 

[rxkrafted]

miralax because I keep **** movin and being productive

 

[PharmtoCS]

Statin.

I try to save people from dooming themselves but they think I’m annoying. People don’t appreciate me until it’s too late.

Statins: reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes

stoichiometrist: reduce the risk of pre-pharms getting themselves into $200k+ debt and having to fight in the Hunger Games for a job

I suppose our profession as a whole is a statin. People get annoyed at us for taking too long to “put pills in bottles” but when they get rid of us as a profession we’ll likely see far more medication related adverse events.

 

[BJNCNC]

I would be a brand name Valium tablet because there is a hole in the middle, and im empty inside.

 

[PA_dud3]

Lisinopril.

I don't really know why I've just always liked the name and ACE inhibitors are super cool

 

[CynicalIntern]

Doxycycline. I'm versatile, can be useful for acne, malaria, anthrax, H. Pylori. Can be a little hard to stomach sometimes. And I became way more valuable in the late 2000s than I was previously.

 

[confettiflyer]

Golytely - I’m stubborn as an ox going down, and I make rotating students crap their pants.

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