What freestyle (rap song) or Yo Momma Joke would you say to get in Med School?

[joonage]

Yo momma so sick I would do my best to cure her illness.

Anti-jokes are always a win in my book.

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[tantacles]

Yo momma has diabetes. I'm so sorry.

 

[mmmmd]

Yo mama so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said hey where's my gumball?

 

[YoungProdigy]

yo mama so fat, she fat.

 

[BlueLabel]

yo mama so fat, she fat.

Now that's quality

 

[JGimpel]

Old skool:
Yo momma's got one arm and swims in circles. I'm ordering her an MRI.
Yo momma took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. I'm referring her to a Neurologist.
Yo momma so fat, she came back from the beach with a harpoon in her back. I'm sorry for your loss.

Afroman, Because I Got High and Jay-Z: 99 Problems would be my picks for songs.

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

👎thumbdown👎 No reusing ones you've told already.

Yo momma so dumb when her app asks for "Sex," she wrote, "Yes."

My bad, inycepoo, lol. I forgot some of the jokes I have written in the past.

Here are some new ones ;D

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".


Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Old skool:
Yo momma's got one arm and swims in circles. I'm ordering her an MRI.
Yo momma took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. I'm referring her to a Neurologist.
Yo momma so fat, she came back from the beach with a harpoon in her back. I'm sorry for your loss.

Afroman, Because I Got High and Jay-Z: 99 Problems would be my picks for songs.

I love that song by Afroman 🙂. I like the song, Mo' Money, Mo' problems or Kayne West, You can't tell me nothing.

I don't get the correlation between the momma jokes and medicine, lol

Maybe it's a resident thing, lol

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Yo mama so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said hey where's my gumball?

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Relevant:

This is interesting, and in a weird way funny lol

 

[Oldenuff2nobetr]

Yo momma's got no arms and no legs, talkin about "I'm bout to roll out" 🤣

 

[SilentSoldier]

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

OMG this is taking me back to elementary school. Classics

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

OMG this is taking me back to elementary school. Classics

Contribute some jokes^^

 

[La Presse]

Fine. I'll contribute.

Yo mama is so dumb, she walked into Walgreens and asked, "Why aren't the walls green?" 😆 hahahahahahahaha...omg!!! haha -_-

 

[SilentSoldier]

Contribute some jokes^^

Okay, I'll play along.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Yo momma so poor, she lives in a two story Doritos bag.

To momma so dumb, she took a cup to see the movie Juice.

 

[chillaxbro]

Yo mama so stupid she submitted her application late and applied too top heavy

 

[inycepoo]

Yo mama so stupid she submitted her application late and applied too top heavy

Damn bro that must be rough going to med school at the same time as yo momma

 

[mmmmd]

Okay, I'll play along.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the box of orange juice because it said "concentrate"

yo mama so stupid she thought Tupak Shakur was a Jewish holiday

yo mama so slow she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest

 

[IlDestriero]

Yo momma so fat she has hyperlipidemia, hypertriglyceridemia, low HDL, diabeetus, coronary artery disease, hypertension AND a nasty intertriginous Candida infection. 😎
Boom, Bïtch.

 

[jaybird117]

Alright.

Yo momma so fat, her dress size is bigger than my MCAT score.

 

[Ellie Arroway]

Alright.

Yo momma so fat, her dress size is bigger than my MCAT score.

My mom is probably around a size 16, sucks to be you.

 

[SilentSoldier]

My mom is probably around a size 16, sucks to be you.

lol, now this is a joke. A+

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Okay, I'll play along.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Yo momma so poor, she lives in a two story Doritos bag.

To momma so dumb, she took a cup to see the movie Juice.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so stupid she submitted her application late and applied too top heavy

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the box of orange juice because it said "concentrate"

yo mama so stupid she thought Tupak Shakur was a Jewish holiday

yo mama so slow she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest

Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

My mom is probably around a size 16, sucks to be you.

Who you telling, lol. It sucks to be you 🙂

lol, now this is a joke. A+

👍

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Yo momma so fat she has hyperlipidemia, hypertriglyceridemia, low HDL, diabeetus, coronary artery disease, hypertension AND a nasty intertriginous Candida infection. 😎
Boom, Bïtch.

Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Alright.

Yo momma so fat, her dress size is bigger than my MCAT score.

Yo mama's so bald, you can play airhockey on her head.
Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.

 

[Sailor Senshi Dermystify]

Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"
Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line

 

[inycepoo]

Yo momma so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, that when God said, "May there be light," he said, "Move your fat ass."

 

[EndlessEntropy]

yo momma so fat i took her photo of her last thanksgiving and it's still printing