[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]ISTJ.[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]: The Thought Police.
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]ISTJs are characterized by loyalty, duty, and civic responsibility. As an ISTJ, you have a natural understanding of the value of civil harmony and order, and a deep-seated dislike of non-conformity, anarchy, and chaos..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]For an ISTJ, work is very important to a sense of self-satisfaction. Happiness comes most easily for you when you have a job that allows you to express your ethic. Whether it's blasting traitorous rebel scum as a proud Imperial Stormtrooper or monitoring the population's cerebral implants searching for evidence of unauthorized thought patterns as one of the Thought Police, you're most satisfied when you are crushing the population beneath the iron boot heel of oppression on behalf of your masters..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]RECREATION; ISTJs approach leisure with the same dedication they bring to spreading tyrrany and oppression. Common ISTJ pasttimes include cleaning their rifles, improving their marksmanship, betting on political dissidents in the Gladiator Arena, and macrame..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]COMPATIBILITY: ISTJs are capable of stong emotional connections, bonding closely with the other ISTJs in their unit, platoon, or sector..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Famous ISTJs include TK-421, Torquemada, and Yuri Andropov..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]ESFP.[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]: The National Enquirer Headline.
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]An ESFP is a spontaneous, outgoing, charismatic, fun-loving person like the guy you used to room with in college--you know, the one who was found floating face-down in the reservoir with the homecoming queen's underwear in his teeth..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The strongest element of the psychological makeup of an ESFP is his easygoing, impulsive approach to life. ESFPs often build their careers out of dating supermodels, being involved in scandals, and appearing regularly in such newspapers as "The National Enquirer" and "The Weekly World News." ESFPs often die in bizarre circumstances, usually involving jealous boyfriends, exotic dancers, escaped pythons, feather boas, and falls from the penthouse floor of high-rise apartments; those who don't, usually die of veneral diseases..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]RECREATION: Everything the ESFP does, whether it's shagging the Brazilian women's volleyball team in a public fountain in downtown New York City or fleeing from their manager in a stolen Ferrari on a winding Milan street, is done for recreation..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]COMPATIBILITY: Everyone. ENTPs, INTJs, ENFPs, sea turtles...there's nobody the ESFP won't shag..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Famous ESFPs include every female James Bond character EVER..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]INTP.[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]: The Egghead.
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The typical INTP is a logical, abstract thinker whose intellect is ideally suited to understanding pure mathematics, linguistics, formal logic theory, and other pursuits unsuited to making a real living. The INTP can often understand even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door. An INTP may be able to tell you how to construct a nuclear reactor from a coconut and two pieces of string, but may be completely incapable of fixing a hole in a boat..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The INTP is really only suited to two careers: college professor and game show contestant. Of these career choices, only one offers the financial rewards which allows him to suport himself; for that reason, INTPs often take the other path, and become tenured academics..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]RECREATION: Surprisingly, INTPs are often the hit of the party--not for their sometimes annoying habit of turning every discussion into a debate about semantics nor for their fascinating stories about Pierre de Fermat's habit of writing things in the margins of his books, but for the fact that they often show up with their pants on backwards and that if you put a Post-It note reading "Kick Me" on an INTP's back, he won't notice it no matter how many people kick him. That kind of entertainment never gets old..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]INTJ.[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]: The outside contractor.
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ's combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends..
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone..
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