What makes surgery great?

[Jolie South]

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They do use lots of cool toys and gadgetry.

But they don't have robots and lasers. Just sayin'.

 

[Geekchick921]

They do use lots of cool toys and gadgetry.

Batman?

But they don't have robots and lasers. Just sayin'.

Iron Man?

 

[womp]

But they don't have robots and lasers. Just sayin'.

Robots are overrated. Slow as molasses. Ortho operations last like 20 minutes.

 

[Jolie South]

Robots are overrated. Slow as molasses. Ortho operations last like 20 minutes.

The length of time for a open radical vs. robotic assisted laparascopic prostatectomy, for example, is about the same. 😕

Ortho doesn't have near as many penis jokes or a drawer full of porn in clinic either.

 

[username456789]

Ortho operations last like 20 minutes.

I see you've never rotated through ortho trauma services.

 

[womp]

I see you've never rotated through ortho trauma services.

Not that many do much trauma after residency. Most bread and butter ortho operations are pretty short.