what the...........?!?

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alright alright, i'll break the ice...

how do you get a dead baby out of a blender?

with nachos!!

and i'd just like to add that i'm not referring to the anencephalic dead baby, but an entirely hypothetical dead baby 😉
 
hahaha nice'

what's the difference betweena pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

you can't use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls. 😉
 
kirexhana said:
hahaha nice'

what's the difference betweena pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

you can't use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls. 😉
damn that was gonna be mine. can't think of any others at the moment
 
what do you call a baby in a microwave?

i didn't call it anything. i was too busy masterbating.
-mota
 
This thread reminded me of what happened last year when I interviewed at Tulane.

During our introduction to Tulane, we were told that between interviews we should visit a small room that contained specimens of babies who died with congenital birth defects. I was one of the first to interview that day, so I ended up being the first to head up to the museum room (my interviewer prompted me to check it out as well). When I finally found the room, it was locked and I had to search out a secretary with a key. She then lets me into a small room, full of glass cabinets from floor to ceiling, and shuts the door behind me. All of the sudden I was in a small room completely full of babies just like the one pictured in this story. I am pretty sure that I saw one that must have suffered from the same defect as this child. The craziest were two specimens of a child (children?) where two completely normal looking heads were side by side on one set of shoulders. It was exactly what you would imagine a person with two heads to look like. The strange part was how far along these two specimens were (not to mention the fact that there were two of them=four heads total) Based on their size, they must have been very close to full term and I wonder if they were live births. I remember there being another child with a head the size of a large watermelon, as well as what must have totaled hundreds of other strange specimens. I have to admit that being all alone in that room, I was a little freaked out.

They later told us how lucky they were to have the museum because nowadays they would be unable to ethically amass such a collection. I guess they put it together well before our current ethics were established.

I wonder if this collection survived Katrina (I imagine it did, as at the time of my interview it was on the second floor).
 
eggy said:
I remember there being another child with a head the size of a large watermelon
stewie?
 
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drmota said:
what do you call a baby in a microwave?

i didn't call it anything. i was too busy masterbating.
-mota


Yo Mota Man, that picture haunts me in my sleep. Man, I don't know if I would be able to handle that in real life. Damn. However, it does seem to expand ones imagination at best.

Wooo!
 
Rogue Synapse said:
How do you make a dead baby sink?
Slash its floaties and push it underwater.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream into one glass of dead baby.

speaking of drinks... or not....

what's best accompanies a dead baby for dinner?

Sex-on-the-beach
 
Babylonian said:
Yo Mota Man, that picture haunts me in my sleep.

i dunno why, but this picture didn't so much scare me in any way as it just made me sad. i'd like to say i wish the nurse at the hospital and the father and mother weren't so nonchalant about the baby's death, but i'd be lying. in my heart i can't help but feel he was better off not living his life that way...wow, that sounds heartless, like something no doctor should ever think.
 
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