Time for a picture story! YAY! This is a convo I had at one of my schools while interviewing (I will try and make this as accurate possible, but not verbatim). After a very friendly start to the interview, the questions start and the interviewer turns to a more serious tone...
Interviewer: "Is stealing a laptop from the school ok?"
Me: "Haha, of course not."
Interviewer: "Is stealing a stapler from the school ok?"
Me: (Hmm where is he going with this? I think I see this could get ugly, so I get more serious too) "uhhm no. Thats still stealing, and I still find that wrong at its basic level."
Interviewer: "So your saying that stealing from the school is always wrong no matter how big the item?"
Me: "Yeah, pretty much..." (phwew, glad we are done with that. Moving on?)
Interviewer: "So is stealing a Bic pen from the school ok?"
Me: (lol! Wait.... this must be a test of character! Quick Bereno! Say something funny) "Haha, if I'm going to be attending a school that is overly concerned with the theft of a single Bic pen, I would be worried that the school has some priority issues. I'm not sure I want to go to such a school." (in a joking tone attempting to make that feel funny)
Interviewer: "... So which is it? Do you think stealing is OK or do you think its not OK?"
Me: (****, this man serious?) "Uhhh...."