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trophy wife.
Haha, I definitely agree. Replace author with lead guitar player and songwriter with club/house music producer and you have my scenario.My plans A-X are doctor. Y is author, Z is songwriter. Which are both chance professions... A-X better work!
I was thinking about India too. Great weather.
Physical Therapy program or become a bad ass nutritionist or as a last resort.....
1. High paid Gigolo/male stripper(I've been told I'm pretty handsome, no not just by my mom ok)
2. A vigilante killing child prostituting pimps in South-east asia (just saw a messed up documentary the other month, hey they could write a book about me one day)
3. Taco stand ( I make some damn good carne asada tacos)
Your grandma?
Not funny considering this is a real problem in India and other Asian countries.
Well, you've got Plan A, B, C, D...I think you're good. Chin up, though
Professional craps and blackjack player.
Not funny considering this is a real problem in India and other Asian countries.
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I love that being an oriental call-girl comes before investment banking.
There's always money in the banana stand.Physical Therapy program or become a bad ass nutritionist or as a last resort.....
1. High paid Gigolo/male stripper(I've been told I'm pretty handsome, no not just by my mom ok)
2. A vigilante killing child prostituting pimps in South-east asia (just saw a messed up documentary the other month, hey they could write a book about me one day)
3. Taco stand ( I make some damn good carne asada tacos)
I was going to lament that I can't be a trophy wife since I'm Asian, but then I remembered Wendi Murdoch
I was going to lament that I can't be a trophy wife since I'm Asian, but then I remembered Wendi Murdoch
Hope you have a good right hook.
Not my prob bro.Professional craps and blackjack player.
Not funny considering this is a real problem in India and other Asian countries.
Exactly.Obesity, drug abuse, adultery, poverty, assault, and terrorism are also real problems, but they are common themes in stand up comedy. I feel no guilt laughing at such jokes.
immensely more efficient than oursMove to Europe and benefit from their socialist system.
Reapply next year and if that didn't work I would go nursing school. And then have lots of babies.
Am I missing the sarcasm?immensely more efficient than ours
Move to Europe and benefit from their socialist system.
It's frightening how many people here still act like everything is fine and the country will magically recover. I'm not trying to scare people but open your eyes, it's gonna be a rough rough future.
I was going to reply to this with a serious response, but I decided in the end that it would be fruitless. Instead, I will simply offer my humble advice "stop watching the news, it's sensationalism at it's best (worst?)."
Sure, have fun in greece buddy. It's all sensationalism right?
I'll start my own meth lab and make sub-par meth (which as a Chem major wouldn't be too hard)
>> There was a Chem professor in California who got caught making meth in the university labs. Apparently it was such high quality, they became suspicious and traced it back to him. <<
Marry someone rich and become an archaeologist!
why would it be awkwardWill it be awkward to marry a rich girl and make her work while you stay at home and drag race in the Mercedes AMG S63.