1. Meeting awesome interviewees along the trail; and then running into them again at random airports strewn across the nation.
2. Having good rapport with (most) of my interviewers.
3. Visiting Duke Med campus, and thinking....wow. They're so out of my league. Like, if me and Duke were two people in a bar, I'd be a 4 who was pushing my glasses and adjusting my pocket protector and Duke would be a perfect 10 Brazilian supermodel with Einstein's brain and Conan's sense of humor. Almost an intellectual horniness.
4. Reaching two of my interviews an hour late, and still getting acceptances there.
5. Realizing my carry on with interview suit which had been checked in ended up in the wrong city; I was in homeless person sleep clothing attire at the DC airport. Stopped at Walmart on the way, bought a suit for the opposite gender, and went to my interview, where my bag was subsequently delivered.
6. Had an interviewer ask me if I knew any religious fundamentalists. Wanna guess what part of the world I'm from
7. Having a medical student who took us out to lunch ask me if I was dating anyone. This point should have followed the Duke/horniness one in terms of BOOYA feeling.
8. Realizing that I disliked the Dean at Georgetown as much as he disliked me. I also remembered thinking that he was a fairly attractive man, but probably would look better if he had been born a woman.
9. Interviewer (surgeon): I could see you going into surgery! You'd be an excellent surgeon.
Me: Really? Thank you, what makes you say that?
Interviewer: Your patient would wake up and say, "I can't see!" , and you'd reply, "Oh stop malingering!" You're just a tough cookie like that, very resilient.
Me: *horrified* No, really, I do have empathy with patients.
Interviewer: Oh, now, really we only have empathy till we cut them open. Remember, to cut is to cure! And second, all bleeding eventually stops.
Me and interviewer: *laughter*
10. Realizing that I had begun to imitate my interviewers' nonverbal language in an attempt to create a communicative connection. It was strange to bend over at a 90 degree angle to shake hands with someone with severe scoliosis, but weirder to discover I had sat the entire interview in that posture.
11. It's difficult to interview with cross-eyed interviewers. What eye to make contact with?
12. Me: So whats you're favorite class so far in basic sciences?
Medical student: Yes.
Me: Anatomy..... ? Physiology?
Medical student: Yes.
*awkward silence*
Medical student: You're really smart. Don't worry, you'll get in.
13. Interviewer at Penn: You do not have organic chemistry yet.
Me: Yes, but I am taking it right now and have a letter from my professor saying I have an A. Also, I studied it on my own for the mcat and did reasonably well; I hope that my transcript reflects that I enjoy academic challenges instead of finding them intimidating.
Interviewer: But, you DONT have it!! *quizzical, angry, accusatory look*
Me: Yes.
*2 minute stare between me and interviewer, while I contemplate saying "Yo man! Obviously you hate me coz your a biochem prof, and I dont have ochem yet! So, lets just save ourselves the time, Imma go get a philly cheesesteak, peace out!". Then, reminding myself that I had flown out and missed lab, dealt with the wrath of a snowstorm, and darn diddly arn, I was here. So sell yourself, I said, like a friggin prostitute!*
Interviewer: Well, good. So tell me about your research.
14. Realizing one of my flights got canceled two hours before an interview, realizing Alamo was the only car rental available, realizing I had to pay 300 dollars for not being 25, wanting to drive, and wanting a Garmin, getting a ticket on the highway on my way to an interview, driving in the snow for the first time without chains on my tires, and still getting an acceptance.
15. Getting my first acceptance over the phone with my mom screaming. Usually mom screaming=shat load of trouble. Sometimes mom screaming=something good. Are pigs flying out? .... When I got home the acceptance was laminated and on the refrigerator.
Alright sorry for the long list, but its been a rollercoaster and a fun, demented, twisted, dark, evil, rewarding, maniacal one. I feel like a convoluted, perverted psycho who just wants to help people, and somehow it feels like I'm closer to being a doctor for being that.