Now, lookee here...we all got to be honest with ourselves and acknowledge that the worst docs in the hospital - in terms of providing patient care - are the orthopods. Even the orthopods themselves will admit this. They are all these great, funny, super people who are fantastic at what they do, but they forget everything in medicine that didn't involve screws and flouroscopy by the time they hit the end of intern year.
Today I dropped in on a previous patient of mine who was in following an ortho procedure. Although he'd been eating for days, his IV (normal saline) was still running at 150cc an hour and he was making almost two liters of urine a shift. Thank god his kidneys were good; otherwise I suppose he'd have just spiraled into pulmonary edema. His potassium was 2.3 and magnesium was 0.9. My first clue that his electrolytes were probably askew was the myotonic jerking and frequent PVC's he kept throwing. His blood pressure was running in the 170/100 range, yet he'd not been started on any of his home antihypertensives. Of course, none of this mattered to him, since the 2mg of ativan he was receiving every shift left him pretty much obtunded. Being that he's in his 70's, it ought to take him a good 5 to 7 days to clear those active metabolites.
On the other hand, his knee looked great 🙂 .