Who is premed machine

[Monarch Kong]

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I missed this joke and I can't find him on the user's list. All I know is that he's a troll. I wish to join in on this joke, anyone?

 

[Bluntman]

I missed this joke and I can't find him on the user's list. All I know is that he's a troll. I wish to join in on this joke, anyone?

I don't understand. 😕

 

[Anastasis]

it's premed_machine I think and he posted in MCAT forum for awhile - try searching there.

 

[Monarch Kong]

it's premed_machine I think and he posted in MCAT forum for awhile - try searching there.

Thanx!

 

[Monarch Kong]

I just read his posts...HILARIOUS

The only thing funnier than his posts were the people who took him seriously.

 

[witt105]

He is all that is man.

 

[PBandJ]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay? 😀

[/sarcasm]

 

[Monarch Kong]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay? 😀

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/comfort

 

[Frank Hardy]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay? 😀

[/sarcasm]

Why date a cyborg? You have no class! Shame on you.

 

[Frank Hardy]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay? 😀

[/sarcasm]

Why date a cyborg? You have no class! Shame on you. 😀

I had to post this twice.

 

[ChymeChancellor]

I am premed_machine! I changed my name so no one would figure me out! 😳

 

[MasterMD]

hahaha he was so much fun... ahh... *sigh* i miss him...

 

[ChymeChancellor]

hahaha he was so much fun... ahh... *sigh* i miss him...

I want to study to get a 44 on the MCAT. My gf said she would dump me if I didn't get at least a 40. My first diagnostic was like a 38 and I cried myself to sleep for a week. But it was my first practice and I hope to improve by the real thing.

 

[Compass]

Prepare for a life on the couch and at McDonalds.

 

[PBandJ]

I am premed_machine! I changed my name so no one would figure me out! 😳

don't worry chyme, i won't tell anyone about us 😉

 

[ChymeChancellor]

don't worry chyme, i won't tell anyone about us 😉

😳

 

[nekrogg]

haha pre med machine scored an 45 on his mcat by touching the scantron

 

[CptCrunch]

premed_machine's poop is used as currency in Argentina.

 

[UMP]

haha pre med machine scored an 45 on his mcat by touching the scantron

he kicked Chuck Norris' ass and retired from the game 😱

 

[modelslashactor]

apparently i'm too stupid to use the search. can anybody link me up with a successful search result link or some of his better nuggets?

 

[UMP]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554254&postcount=8207

that was a fun one

 

[modelslashactor]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554254&postcount=8207

that was a fun one

this guy is AWESOME. Who could possibly have the heart to ban this calibur of entertainment?

 

[lynn623la]

pre-med machine is hillarious.

oh my. try reading the other posts by clicking his username. 😛

 

[chewsnuffles]

omg, this guy is the best. its funny because he's obviously pretty bright, I liked the "oxford study course" or whatever. the responses are brilliant too

 

[strawberryfield]

that guy is f*ing hilarious and witty! Bring him baaaacccckkkk SDN!! 😳

 

[Will Ferrell]

that guy is f*ing hilarious and witty! Bring him baaaacccckkkk SDN!! 😳

Yeah, we need to know how he did on that MCAT he was sooo going to destroy. He may be the coveted 45T-er. 🙂

 

[Vox Animo]

I hear that he can eat lead and **** gold

 

[ChymeChancellor]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

 

[PBandJ]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

2.75 publications

 

[CptCrunch]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

Thanks for trying, but it's just not the same. 🙁

 

[MasterMD]

yeah he's funny NOW... but when we were all studying for the MCAT he was frikken stressful as hell!

 

[ChymeChancellor]

Thanks for trying, but it's just not the same. 🙁

😳

 

[Vizious]

another good post:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554546&postcount=8220

 

[strawberryfield]

another good post:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554546&postcount=8220

anybody know the answer to that question??

I've been wondering if his holiness is academically and biochemically accurate. It's waaaayy over my head. Anyone, anyone?...... Bueller? 😕

 

[chewsnuffles]

best case is its a specific sentence from some kind of scientific publication.
worst case is he made it up
BUT, unlike the real mcat, there is no multiple choice, so I refuse to answer

 

[CptCrunch]

anybody know the answer to that question??

I've been wondering if his holiness is academically and biochemically accurate. It's waaaayy over my head. Anyone, anyone?...... Bueller? 😕

I have no doubt that premed machine, if for real, is biochemically unstable.

 

[strawberryfield]

I have no doubt that premed machine, if for real, is biochemically unstable.

👍

well, all MCAT and no sleep makes premed machine a dull boy... 😉