This is like an email forward from my grandparents.
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.
Why fix what isn't broken?
I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to eat.
And democrats think this.
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America or in Alaska.
All I can say to this is ****in' LOL. Drilling now would result in a 1% savings in 10 years. Yeah that makes a whole lot of sense.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.
More like democrats will do a better job spending your money than the GOP will do.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.
Because Iraq was a terrorist haven before this, and we all know had everything to do with 9/11.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.
Because predicting local weather patterns has anything to do with looking at global weather trends over thousands of years? Have you been paying attention to anything? And by the way, making sure your tires are properly inflated
will make your gas mileage improve. I would hope someone with a graduate level science education would understand all this but I forgot who I was talking to.
I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
I'm voting GOP because it's ok for teenage girls to have back-alley abortions and it's ok to kill living, breathing people despite the GOP-pushed idea of the error-prone state. I also attend funerals for fetuses and put an obituary in the paper when they die.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.
No one in the history of the democratic party has ever put this forward as a policy proposal.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
We should all own tanks. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND HERE PEOPLE
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
NO MIDDLE GROUND YOU HEAR? WHY DO DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL MY FAMILY?!
I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.
Yeah we should subsidize those oil companies don't you think? They really need all the help they can get.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.
You don't have any understanding of constitutional law so I won't bother replying to this.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
Yeah let's get a jackbooted squad of what we'll call "brown-shirts" to go door to door and politely ask all MECKSEECANS to be handed over. Then we can put them all in their own little camps. It'll be like vacation!
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.
Gay people are the same as animals!
Yeah that you have the political nuance of a wet noodle. You're an idiot, and everyone thinks that.
Can't wait for your next chain mail post.
PS None of this has to do with either Obama or McCain, and neither does most of the other bull**** you GOP talking point spouting mouth-breathers are posting.
Wow, I knew some of you were idiots but now we have someone actually
bringing up Atlas Shrugged?!
You guys just keep right on bringing yourselves up by your bootstraps.