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I always wondered about that myself, and when i was searching for something else today, i came upon the answer...posted by a previous user!
"I think the steps you left out include mandatory week-long conferences for the office staff taking place in Hawaii, Can Cun, Paris, and Amsterdam with such themes as:
"How to Answer Applicants' Questions Without Disclosing Any Real Information"
"The Art of Stuffing Envelopes",
"2001 Ways of Discouraging Applicants From Contacting You",
"Affixing The Stamp",
"Filing Systems: An Introduction to the Alphabet",
"Creative Writing 101: The Rejection Letter",
"2001-02 List of Justifications for Increasing the Application Fee",
"Coffee: How to Pour it Without Spilling",
"Admissions Office Recorded Messages-Another Creative Strategy",
"The Admissions Process In Two Easy Steps: 1) Cash Check 2) Mail Rejection",
and finally the ever so essential "Bored on the Job? Too Much to File?....101 Disappearing Magic Acts".
I sleep a little better at night knowing my money is going towards the betterment of office personnel across the country. "
--courtesy of bigdirt.
that was really funny!
"I think the steps you left out include mandatory week-long conferences for the office staff taking place in Hawaii, Can Cun, Paris, and Amsterdam with such themes as:
"How to Answer Applicants' Questions Without Disclosing Any Real Information"
"The Art of Stuffing Envelopes",
"2001 Ways of Discouraging Applicants From Contacting You",
"Affixing The Stamp",
"Filing Systems: An Introduction to the Alphabet",
"Creative Writing 101: The Rejection Letter",
"2001-02 List of Justifications for Increasing the Application Fee",
"Coffee: How to Pour it Without Spilling",
"Admissions Office Recorded Messages-Another Creative Strategy",
"The Admissions Process In Two Easy Steps: 1) Cash Check 2) Mail Rejection",
and finally the ever so essential "Bored on the Job? Too Much to File?....101 Disappearing Magic Acts".
I sleep a little better at night knowing my money is going towards the betterment of office personnel across the country. "
--courtesy of bigdirt.
that was really funny!