See, this is the amusing part. I get the feeling you're trying to "turn the tables" on the other physicians, but all you're really doing is demonstrating a total lack of understanding of medical care. You say that you come up with some ideas and then other people have to "prove it." The reality is that people don't really care about what your idea is, nor are they trying to prove it. It's basically you making up some fantastic story about how you're running the hospital when it's actually the opposite. The way most physicians approach the ER -- I'm not joking -- is that they literally ignore everything they were told by the ER physician. So you could come up with any diagnosis you want, but nobody is actually paying much attention.
Then you say that you "find it boring" to hunt for details and wait for lab tests. That's amazing because that's called "data." All you did was state that you like to make wild guesses, which is what people accuse EM of doing. So all you're doing is validating the negative statements being made.
Lastly, you say that surgery is like being a mechanic. Except the most important part of surgery is knowing when NOT to operate, something that is lost on many people who aren't surgeons. (I don't blame someone for thinking that way, however, as it is an easy thing to do. It's also easy for people who aren't surgeons to simply view surgery as "why don't you just cut?"

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