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UPDATE!
Some of you wondered where all that vaccine was going, and why you weren't getting it. Why were there unexplained "computer malfunctions" and delays in scheduling software. You blamed big, bad, nasty people far away in high places. But I told you to look in your own backyard for scammers jumping the line taking it before you. I told you to follow the money and round up the usual suspect, people with money and people who control the flow of money, and you'll be able to sniff out the trail to the missing vaccine. And what do ya know?! They had a convenient "glitch!" in an "algorithm!" that "accidentally" led to the shot being given first to.....
.....ADMINISTRATORS !
But it was an "accident," guys. We promise, it was. It was such an accident some dumb guy on the internet was able to predict it like an amateur Nostradamus.
And they also gave it to physicians that don't see patients, which we know is another term for "administrators"!

Stanford Hospital
Opportunity + motive + usual suspects = crime
For every one story like this, it's happened 1,000 time unreported.
Some of you wondered where all that vaccine was going, and why you weren't getting it. Why were there unexplained "computer malfunctions" and delays in scheduling software. You blamed big, bad, nasty people far away in high places. But I told you to look in your own backyard for scammers jumping the line taking it before you. I told you to follow the money and round up the usual suspect, people with money and people who control the flow of money, and you'll be able to sniff out the trail to the missing vaccine. And what do ya know?! They had a convenient "glitch!" in an "algorithm!" that "accidentally" led to the shot being given first to.....
.....ADMINISTRATORS !
But it was an "accident," guys. We promise, it was. It was such an accident some dumb guy on the internet was able to predict it like an amateur Nostradamus.
And they also gave it to physicians that don't see patients, which we know is another term for "administrators"!

Stanford Hospital
Opportunity + motive + usual suspects = crime
For every one story like this, it's happened 1,000 time unreported.
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