Hahaha, "rice plant".


My worst answer was at U of Minnesota. They do these bizarro "behavioral interviews", where they basically ask you horrifically open-ended questions that all start with "tell me about a time when" and then you're supposed to come up with an engaging and interesting anecdote and discuss it casually with them.
So I was chugging along with this fine, "Tell me about a time when you failed to keep up your end of an agreement," "tell me about a time when you had to deal with a difficult coworker", "TMAATW you had to deal with change", "TMAATW you had to deal with cultural difference", then all of a sudden, BAM!, "So, why do you think you'd make an excellent veterinarian".
It's supposed to be the easy question! But I totally panicked because it was sandwiched in all those TMAATW questions, so I locked up. I had just finished saying how happy I was that I had gotten to do volunteer work that gave me large/food animal experience, because I only had a few hours before that and had never had any other real interaction with large animals.
Interviewer: So, why do you think you'd make an excellent veterinarian?
Me: Um, uh, um (chugs water), well because of my extensive background in large animal medicine (
thinking:**** **** damn I meant "medical research") - um, uh.... You know what, just stop right here. I don't want to say that, that's wrong. That's not what I meant to say. May I have a minute to collect my thoughts? I got off track.
I (looking totally nonplussed): Yeah, sure, that's fine.
Me: (Sips water, stares at clock willing it to move faster through the next half-hour)
I: Are you okay? Do you need to skip this question and come back to it?
Me: No, no, I'm good now... (proceeds to give a good answer).
Accepted, but scared the hell outta me.
Edit: Thinking back, I might have actually made a swear out loud during that point of my interview. Yikes.