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dang girl!your answer was completely random
Family Guy can sure use this![]()
I see this more as a Scrubs thing, actually...I mean, I know the OP is female, but I can imagine JD saying those exact words!

dang girl!your answer was completely random
Family Guy can sure use this![]()

This happened a couple weeks ago....
To get a background of the story, you need to know that I'm a very white guy, and my interviewer was African-American (he kinda looked like Cedric the Entertainer).
Interviewer: So what do you like to do to relieve stress?
Me: Well, if I'm having a really stressful day, I like to just go out for a walk and listen to music on my ipod... Actually, I'm a fan of hip-hop.
Interview: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for about 10 seconds)
Me: ... My favorite rappers include Jay-Z, Kanye West, (CRAP! This is the point where I realize what I said... so I try to think of a white guy's name)... Eminem.
Interviewer: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for another 10 seconds)
Me: ... Umm... yeah... music... listen on ipod... walk (just mumbling random words)
Interviewer: (Proceeds to shoot off 3 tough ethical questions in a row)
This happened a couple weeks ago....
To get a background of the story, you need to know that I'm a very white guy, and my interviewer was African-American (he kinda looked like Cedric the Entertainer).
Interviewer: So what do you like to do to relieve stress?
Me: Well, if I'm having a really stressful day, I like to just go out for a walk and listen to music on my ipod... Actually, I'm a fan of hip-hop.
Interviewer: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for about 10 seconds)
Me: ... My favorite rappers include Jay-Z, Kanye West, (CRAP! This is the point where I realize what I said... so I try to think of a white guy's name)... Eminem.
Interviewer: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for another 10 seconds)
Me: ... Umm... yeah... music... listen on ipod... walk (just mumbling random words)
Interviewer: (Proceeds to shoot off 3 tough ethical questions in a row)

oh, and some gems from my student interview:
Interviewer: I see you graduated three years ago.
Me: Yes, I grew up a lot in those three years. I don't think I would have been ready for med school right out of college. I don't know how or why these kids go straight to med school never having experienced the real world, at 22 years old...
Interviewer: I'm in one of those six-year high school to med school programs. I'm 20.
Me: ...for me, personally, of course. It was the best choice for me. For me. Personally.
My interview at EVMS went something like this (thankfully, I hated the school so I didn't really care)
Italics are what I was thinking, block is what actually came out of my mouth.
Interviewer: How do you react to stress?
Me: Okay, I'm ready for this. I try to meditate and think about positive outcomes. I have bad dreams about piloting a spaceship into the sun. What the hell did I just say?
Interviewer: (nervous laugh) Is falling into the sun hot?
Me: Make a joke! Make a joke! No, I usually wake up right after everyone else in the ship burns to death. Dear god, what is wrong with me?
later on..
Interviewer: Would you help a patient who wanted to end their life?
Me: Sure. I believe in the patient's right to choose. Who am I, Dr. Kevorkian?
I feel that I should post this. I actually got accepted to EVMS, random answers about falling into the sun and all. I think they might reserve a spot for a crazy person, to provide amusement for the rest of the medical students.
This happened a couple weeks ago....
To get a background of the story, you need to know that I'm a very white guy, and my interviewer was African-American (he kinda looked like Cedric the Entertainer).
Interviewer: So what do you like to do to relieve stress?
Me: Well, if I'm having a really stressful day, I like to just go out for a walk and listen to music on my ipod... Actually, I'm a fan of hip-hop.
Interviewer: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for about 10 seconds)
Me: ... My favorite rappers include Jay-Z, Kanye West, (CRAP! This is the point where I realize what I said... so I try to think of a white guy's name)... Eminem.
Interviewer: *Blank Stare*
(It's silent for another 10 seconds)
Me: ... Umm... yeah... music... listen on ipod... walk (just mumbling random words)
Interviewer: (Proceeds to shoot off 3 tough ethical questions in a row)
can't even remember them all...
interviewer: so what do you hope to be your greatest accomplishment as a doctor?
me (had a major fever during this interview): ummm, well, I'd like to be able to say that I made a difference...
interviewer: ...
(I think I also pronounced the guys name wrong, because it sounded like he corrected me when I said his name, but I was delirious/incredibly nervous)
****another interview:
faculty dude: so do you have any questions for me?
(just stares at me)
(I think wildly for some time)
faculty: continues to stare at me
me: do you umm, have any more questions for me?
***** yet another
interviewer: so what did your hosts say to you about the new curriculum
me: (stammering hardcore)...(then trying to make a joke)umm actually, they were like saying it was a bit silly, because they had this problem set due monday, but then they had the lecture on the material today, so the lecture was totally useless since they had already learned it on their own monday
interviewer:...i see
me: (realizing that was not funny at all)
later on in this interview:
interviewer: so what would you do in this case?(little kid at like age 5 or something tells parents it is the other gender, parents ask for sex reassignment on birth certificate)
me: (goes on for 5 minutes along the lines of - well, assuming that it is legally ok, I think it is the right of the child to make his or her own decisions)
interviewer: (cuts me off) you know, sometimes its ok to admit that you don't have an answer
me: ...oh
all three ---> waitlists



Wow, this is funny right here
How did it turn out?
I would in a second. "Friends" like that, which would put you into an ethical bind and also disadvantage an entire class of students just aren't worth having.
I assumed we were talking about tests in medical school, since that is what interviewers are trying to find students for. All medical schools keep comparative rankings of individuals. You don't know how often this individual cheated in the past or will in the future. By cheating he negatively affects the relative ranking of all the students in the class to some degree.
I'm married, and my wife isn't going to be in school with me, so I don't have to worry about the violence at home.
My interview at EVMS went something like this (thankfully, I hated the school so I didn't really care)
Italics are what I was thinking, block is what actually came out of my mouth.
Interviewer: How do you react to stress?
Me: Okay, I'm ready for this. I try to meditate and think about positive outcomes. I have bad dreams about piloting a spaceship into the sun. What the hell did I just say?
Interviewer: (nervous laugh) Is falling into the sun hot?
Me: Make a joke! Make a joke! No, I usually wake up right after everyone else in the ship burns to death. Dear god, what is wrong with me?
later on..
Interviewer: Would you help a patient who wanted to end their life?
Me: Sure. I believe in the patient's right to choose. Who am I, Dr. Kevorkian?





If you can muster the courage, give your worst interview response. Here's mine, the very last question from my first interview:
Interviewer: "Tell me, what is one of your weaknesses, if you don't mind?"
Me: *Pause* "Hmm... well, when I get really stressed out, I tend to eat lots of junk food...and, yeah..."
Interviewer: *bewildered chuckle* "Ok, well do you have any questions for me?"
you lie! i hope.OK, folks, I think I have THE interview disaster story. Thanks to the stress of my MCAT studying, app process, and school in general, I gained a few pounds. I still wanted to wear this suit that I had bought last year although it was a little tight around the chest area. I wore it anyway with no tank or shirt underneath (it was one of those jackets that's designed to go solo). In the middle of the interview, I sneezed and the two buttons that are on my breasts and just below my breasts flew off my jacket and the flaps sprang open to reveal the packaging tape I used to tape my boobs down to wedge into the suit since a bra made the whole thing too tight.
I covered myself as best I could with my arms folded over me as I ran out in tears. I never went back.
OK, folks, I think I have THE interview disaster story. Thanks to the stress of my MCAT studying, app process, and school in general, I gained a few pounds. I still wanted to wear this suit that I had bought last year although it was a little tight around the chest area. I wore it anyway with no tank or shirt underneath (it was one of those jackets that's designed to go solo). In the middle of the interview, I sneezed and the two buttons that are on my breasts and just below my breasts flew off my jacket and the flaps sprang open to reveal the packaging tape I used to tape my boobs down to wedge into the suit since a bra made the whole thing too tight.
I covered myself as best I could with my arms folded over me as I ran out in tears. I never went back.
Maybe I'm not really as funny as I think I am..
Interviewer: So, have you always wanted to be a doctor?
Me: No, when I was little I saw my future much differently.
Interviewer: Yeah? How so?
Me: Well, up until I was about 9 or so, I wanted to be a ninja.
Interviewer: . . .
Me: Yeah.. but then I realized there isn't much job security in that line of work..
Interviewer: . . .
Me: . . .
There was another time when an interviewer was asking me about what specialty I liked and why. I told him I liked surgery because noncompliance really bothers me, and "People can't be noncompliant when they're knocked out and you're cutting them open."
I didn't think it was a bad answer, but a couple of interviewees I told that to seemed shocked.
Dean: So if accepted, what will you bring to our school?
Me: I don't know... myself?
Somewhere in the lengthy awkward silence with her staring blankly at me, I eventually realized she wanted more.
I was accepted! 🙂
Dean: So if accepted, what will you bring to our school?
Me: I don't know... myself?
Somewhere in the lengthy awkward silence with her staring blankly at me, I eventually realized she wanted more.
I was accepted! 🙂

and you can touch them 😍 while they are anesthetized
Maybe I'm not really as funny as I think I am..
Interviewer: So, have you always wanted to be a doctor?
Me: No, when I was little I saw my future much differently.
Interviewer: Yeah? How so?
Me: Well, up until I was about 9 or so, I wanted to be a ninja.
Interviewer: . . .
Me: Yeah.. but then I realized there isn't much job security in that line of work..
Interviewer: . . .
Me: . . .
My interview at EVMS went something like this (thankfully, I hated the school so I didn't really care)
Italics are what I was thinking, block is what actually came out of my mouth.
Interviewer: How do you react to stress?
Me: Okay, I'm ready for this. I try to meditate and think about positive outcomes. I have bad dreams about piloting a spaceship into the sun. What the hell did I just say?
Interviewer: (nervous laugh) Is falling into the sun hot?
Me: Make a joke! Make a joke! No, I usually wake up right after everyone else in the ship burns to death. Dear god, what is wrong with me?
later on..
Interviewer: Would you help a patient who wanted to end their life?
Me: Sure. I believe in the patient's right to choose. Who am I, Dr. Kevorkian?
did you just make this up?
Nope, it's all true. I'll admit the question caught me off guard and it was the first question of my first medical school interview, so I was a bit nervous. In retrospect, doing a mock interview for practice would have been a good idea.
)not a med school interview but i have this fear that my brutal honesty (especially of myself) will be my doom:
interviewer: what's your greatest weakness?
me: i'm probably not the smartest guy you're going to interview. (what did i just say? 😱) in fact, i'd probably say i'm somewhere in the middle of the pack. (stop talking, say something else!)
i then spouted off some nonsense about how i'm hardworking blah blah blah. :cry:
I laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes when I read this.
