Ok, I'll bite.
Had a Phd interviewer that straight off the bat was like, "sit down".
Then busts out with this before I can even say a word.
"Why are you trying to get into med school with your degree (non science)?
"It might be better to try for PA school or nurse practitioner".
"Have you even taken a general chemistry course?"
I was like, um…yeah, the pre-requisites for medical school as well as biochem, blah blah blah.
Then he starts accusing me of lying on my application. He's like "These numbers aren't right, you would have had to work 80+ hours a week to get all these shadowing hours in." Apparently he can't read dates or something, because I haven't to this day figured out what the hell he was adding up. He couldn't explain it to me but just kept saying, it was wrong. I told him I had all the doctors signatures and verification. At this point I'm starting to just get mad.
Then he starts drilling me because apparently he didn't think people with non science majors should go to med school. He was like do you even know what an antibiotic is? Whats a broad spectrum antibiotic? Do you know the difference between gram + and gram - ? "What is the difference between a recessive and a dominant trait?" Now I'm starting to think I'm getting punked or something and the whole thing starts to be kind of funny to me. Which is where I went wrong, because I started to get a little sarcastic (I'm that way anyway). My undergrad research was on the pathogenesis of lung injury in Pseudomonas Aeruginosa infections among CF patients. It was pretty insulting.
Then he goes off on cystic fibrosis. He starts asking what happens in cystic fibrosis and why. I'm explaining the pathogenesis of the disease and he's like, "No, I mean what happens in the body?" Then he asks what specific gene mutation causes CF? By this time I'm like, "I have no idea". I said that's why I'm applying to medical school. lol
Then he saw that my parents were missionaries in the Ukraine when I was a kid. He sits back, folds his arms and start shooting:
"Name all the countries that border the Ukraine."
I started by saying Russia and he goes, "Everyone knows Russia, what else?"
"What is the #1 health problem in the Ukraine today?" By the way I was like 12 years old last time I was there. I'm nearly done by this point and just say, "alcoholism?"
He's not amused and says, "No, TB!" "It was in a very influential journal, everyone should have seen it."
Then he busts out with, "Tell me about your research." As I'm doing it he interrupts.
"What are A549 cells, do you know?" I say, lung epithelial cells and he just says "nope" and shakes his head. I'm confused if I'm supposed to argue with him or what. He says, "They are cancer cells." I‘m like "well yeah obviously! We use them because they grow fast and are hardy, but they are lung epithelial cancer cells." He goes, "well I guess they are epithelial cells from the lungs." lol jackass!
Then he changes tones and shows me this page of questions he is supposed to ask and was like "I can ask you all of these but I think I can judge them from your file". "I could just give you this page, but I don't think they are important." Like that was some kind of pep talk or something.
I'm just ready to get out by this time, I shake his hand and get up and leave. Funny thing was I wasn't even that flustered, I was just amazed and shocked. I still laugh to this day when I think about it.
This was at a Texas school, so I haven't heard anything from them just yet. Next couple of days hopefully.