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For an epidural in a morbidly obese pt if you really wanted one for whatever reason?
For an epidural in a morbidly obese pt if you really wanted one for whatever reason?
Hard to imagine getting these patients to lie on their stomachs for ...
What would you need an epidural so badly for?
For an epidural in a morbidly obese pt if you really wanted one for whatever reason?
...and for what got them here in the first place
For an epidural in a morbidly obese pt if you really wanted one for whatever reason?
Apparently, they invited the neighbors over. Mom to be laid down on the kitchen table. The neighbors stepped in and each of them held a leg up while baby daddy did the deed.
Thankfully she delivered vaginally.
I once took care of one of these patients. The baby daddy was equally obese...I mean a REALLY MASSIVE couple.
Finally, one of the L&D nurses had the balls to pop the question.
Apparently, they invited the neighbors over. Mom to be laid down on the kitchen table. The neighbors stepped in and each of them held a leg up while baby daddy did the deed.
-pod
with friends like those, who needs enemies?!
I didn't know they made undies that big!
I once took care of one of these patients. The baby daddy was equally obese...I mean a REALLY MASSIVE couple.
Finally, one of the L&D nurses had the balls to pop the question.
Apparently, they invited the neighbors over. Mom to be laid down on the kitchen table. The neighbors stepped in and each of them held a leg up while baby daddy did the deed.
I have heard of this technique, which means either: it is urban legend (but it sounds legit), we are at the same institution (unlikely), you are me (disturbing), or this is an accepted method of fatty reproduction (most likely).
Ew.
Johns Hopkins?
-pod
I can't think of a situation where I could want an epidural bad enough to consider that.
If I can't get an epidural in you the conventional way this means you don't get an epidural.
I was thinking about a 700 lbs pregnant fibromyalgia pt with a bunch of "allergies" to any pain medication. Patient is adamant about an epidural because she "cannot" get anything else. You can do it...you know it... but you know you might strugle for a while.... and might not be successful.
Why go through all that agony? I don't need to prove I can do epidurals 1 foot below skin level. Why not just do a cut down? This should be standard of care.
I was thinking about a 700 lbs pregnant fibromyalgia pt with a bunch of "allergies" to any pain medication. Patient is adamant about an epidural because she "cannot" get anything else. You can do it...you know it... but you know you might strugle for a while.... and might not be successful.
Why go through all that agony? I don't need to prove I can do epidurals 1 foot below skin level. Why not just do a cut down? This should be standard of care.
Sounds foolhardy to me.
Doing a cutdown (I don't know how you'd accomplish this) sounds like a surgical procedure with an incision to me....then say you're successful...
big lady then lays on her back (surgical site) for hours on end with fluid, pee, and poo poo stuff on the pad she's laying on....and you've got a direct conduit to the epidural space via your catheter?????
I'll pass.
Thanks.
This should be standard of care.
How bout a cut down for an a-line?
(Other than 'You g*dd@m freakin radial artery, your mom's an idiot!'... cut down, get it.. tee hee..)
But seriously, especially on those vasculopaths where you KNOW the artery is RIGHT THERE, and you just can't thread the damn wire... is it not unreasonable after you've tried on both sides as well as been unsuccessful with a brachial stab?
I've seen a-line cutdowns twice over my residency, and both times involved calling in a surgeon... is this standard for everyone else?
Ultrasound or doppler can be very helpful in these cases before trying a cutdown.
Doppler?
How do you do a Doppler of the epidural space?
How bout a cut down for an a-line?
(Other than 'You g*dd@m freakin radial artery, your mom's an idiot!'... cut down, get it.. tee hee..)
But seriously, especially on those vasculopaths where you KNOW the artery is RIGHT THERE, and you just can't thread the damn wire... is it not unreasonable after you've tried on both sides as well as been unsuccessful with a brachial stab?
I've seen a-line cutdowns twice over my residency, and both times involved calling in a surgeon... is this standard for everyone else?
Right now I am on a pediatric cardiothoracic rotation, where we do cut down a-lines routinely.
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Sounds foolhardy to me.
Doing a cutdown (I don't know how you'd accomplish this) sounds like a surgical procedure with an incision to me....then say you're successful...
big lady then lays on her back (surgical site) for hours on end with fluid, pee, and poo poo stuff on the pad she's laying on....and you've got a direct conduit to the epidural space via your catheter?????
I'll pass.
Thanks.
Does a 700lbs pt fit in the C-arm? Especially if they are pregnant. I don't know.
Cut down, my friend. That is the answer. I'll bring it up to attendings active at the SOAP.
Why do I get the feeling that urge is just jacking with us? Have we been punked.
I'm just trying to advance anesthesia into the 21st century. We didn't do cut downs because we didn't have 700lbs patients. Times have changed. So should our approach.
now that's funny.
Anyway 21th century will see food prices go through the roof, fat people won't be able to sustain their diet and will lose weight
For an epidural in a morbidly obese pt if you really wanted one for whatever reason?
I'd consider pre-epidural, emergency liposuction first.