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Dear Grinchick,

We read first page of your application, so we know you’re a chick. But damn girl, you’ve got balls.

Thanks for the application fee.

Sincerely,
XCOM admissions committee


:laugh::laugh: :clap: :clap:
 
Dear Doc,

The thought of you taking off your shirt for OMM made us vomit.Thanks but no thanks


Sincerely,
COM admissions committee
 
Dear Faraaz23:

We regret to inform you that we can't figure out why the hell you people won't go into anything but medicine and engineering. We're afraid if we take any more of you brown people, we won't be able to shake the smell of curry from the anatomy lab.

-COM Admissions
PS- The embroidery shop can't fit all 13 syllables of your last name on a white coat anyway.

Oh snap, that funny👍
 
Dear Vegas33:

We regret to inform that you have not been accepted to StateCom. Although you are charming and well qualified applicant, the round of blind dart throwing at applications did not end in your favor. We are also mandating an entirely shirtless OMM class, if you wish to apply next year.

SateCom Admissions.

DAMMIT!!!!
 
May 2, 2007


Dear osteopathic medicine applicant:


Thank you for having taken the time to file an application with us for the Fall 2007 admissions cycle. We have now concluded the interview process and are on the verge of filling our class for Fall 2007.

The Arizona College of Osteopathic Medicine graduated its first class on June 4, 2000 , at which time our full accreditation was conferred. Our students are achieving at the highest levels on national boards and in securing prestigious internships/residencies. And, while applications to all medical schools are down nationally (10-12%), AZCOM’s application pool dropped significantly less than that.

All of these factors are likely to converge in making subsequent application cycles even more competitive (averages: GPA- science, 3.39, overall 3.45; MCAT: 27). Therefore, I urge you to take whatever measures necessary to strengthen your application and/or to complete it early! The ACCOMAS application is available on line starting April 2007; you may complete and submit your AACOMAS application electronically. You are urged to take advantage of this service and complete your application with AZCOM as early in the cycle as possible. The rolling admissions process that we (and most osteopathic medical schools) utilize clearly favors those who complete their applications early.

If you have any questions regarding applying to AZCOM, please do not hesitate to contact us at (888) 247-9277; or visit our website @ www.midwestern.edu. We look forward to receiving your application for 2008.

Best wishes,
http://attach.mud.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7
James M. Walter, MPA
Office of Admissions


OH WAIT, THAT WAS A REAL REJECTION LETTER!!
 
yeah I got that one too
 
Dear applicant,

Thank you so much for your interest in our school. If we had as much interest in you as you did in our program we would have sent out seventy-five of these letters for each and every e-mail and phone call you made trying to find out the status of your application. We would like to inform you that your application has gone to good use. Our first year students have taken on "Medical Origami" as a way to help them study for the boards. It is a new program where students use such hurrendous applications like yours to make skeletons, organs, or other body parts. Rest assured that your application was given every oppertunity for admission and has been accepted as a liver.

We wish you many failures in all future endevors. If any program of medicine accepts you, they should be warned that you are bound to kill paitents. Therefore our Committee in an attempt to save humanity from you has called other Committees to make sure you are not accepted there either.

Thank you,

Adcom of COM
 
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