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[AStudent]

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single outgoing medical student seeking quirky, open minded and altruistic female. Love of science a plus, no cats, asians preferred. 👍

This should be fun.

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

single outgoing medical student seeking quirky, open minded and altruistic female. Love of science a plus, no cats, asians preferred. 👍

This should be fun.

27/f NYC
interests: neurosurgery, functional neuroimaging (fMRI) applications in neurosurgical planning, soccer, sex, big guns, the gorgeous Porsche GT

Not altruistic, more like focused gunner. Work hard, play hard, and live to work.

Takers?

 

[DrHuang]

27/f NYC
interests: sex

nuff said. im in.

 

[inflamesdjk02]

21/M

Interests: Being Awesome, Being Around Awesome, and Avoiding All That Is Not Awesome

Peeves: High Socks, Habitual Lateness, Biosignal Processing, Lab Reports, (Overly) Anal-Retentive Pre-Meds

 

[happydays]

22/F

I'm a take-charge, no-nonsense type of girl, but at home, I want a big, powerful man to take charge of me. OOOOh, Daddy! STD-free gentlemen of all races welcome.

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

nuff said. im in.

Bi-coastal sex may be a bit of a stretch...

...if you know what I mean.

 

[omgwtfbbq?]

23/f loves writing fiction, studying genetic oddities, and doing stand up comedy. Seeks tall 24-30yr/male for study sessions, creative fraternization and ballroom dancing.

 

[DrHuang]

Bi-coastal sex may be a bit of a stretch...

...if you know what I mean.

sok...i visit NY often and im amazing in bed

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

21/M

Interests: Being Awesome, Being Around Awesome, and Avoiding All That Is Not Awesome

Peeves: High Socks, Habitual Lateness, Biosignal Processing, Lab Reports, (Overly) Anal-Retentive Pre-Meds

Sorry inflamesdjk02. You're clearly too awesome for me.

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

27/f NYC
interests: neurosurgery, functional neuroimaging (fMRI) applications in neurosurgical planning, soccer, sex, big guns, the gorgeous Porsche GT

Not altruistic, more like focused gunner. Work hard, play hard, and live to work.

Takers?

I'm serious. Any boys in NYC feeling adventurous enough to be taken for a test drive, I'm down for a drink. IM/PM me. We can engage in some pre-MS1 commiseration....

 

[inflamesdjk02]

nah, i just like the use of the word.

 

[princessd3]

24/SBF, slender built (5'6" 112 lbs), into fitness, loves sports and taking pictures, doesn't smoke or drink but still like to have fun.

 

[noonday]

30/f/SF

tall, busty, bespeckeled red/black haired (these days) belly dancing amazonian goddess meets naughty librarian type. saving the environment by day though destruction of molecules by big magnets, saving homeless junkies by night. bakes great chocolate cake, makes the perfect medicinal chicken soup, and can crochet you a blanket in a day. pluses if you like dive bars, metal shows, scrabble games, drinking, bluegrass, tattoos, and doing fun things in and out of bed without clothes on. i'm a little punk, a little goth, and a little nerd all in one sexy package. order yours today!

 

[roboyce]

Desperate 27 SWM - 6'0, 170 lbs

Spent three of the last four years surrounded by "large groups of men" in "non-romantic" locales while employed by federal government. Have gone periods of more than six months without speaking to a woman - now looking to make up for lost time. Rugged individualists; liberal politics. Experienced "problem-solver" with unique "interpersonal skills." Extremely low maintenance. Enjoys running water, bedsheets, temperatures less than 130 degrees. Physically fit; endurance athlete. Great in relationships, terrible in committment.

 

[BaylorGuy]

Why do i have a feeling that this is going to digress into either a bad scene from KIDS (minus all of the HIV/AIDS) or a horrible horrible cry fest

 

[BaylorGuy]

Why do i have a feeling that this is going to digress into either a bad scene from KIDS (minus all of the HIV/AIDS) or a horrible horrible cry fest?

 

[SoCuteMD]

24/f/major metropolitan area (PM to find out 🙂)

Stressed, exhausted, but fun-loving MS1. Enjoys the outdoors (within reasonable limits), loves to ski. Also enjoys dinner out, being spoiled, being cooked for, having my laundry done 🙂. Very independent but occasionally whiny 😛. Liberal viewpoints. No time for a normal relationship 🙂, but have proved ability to have said relationship in the past.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Desperate 27 SWM - 6'0, 170 lbs

Spent three of the last four years surrounded by "large groups of men" in "non-romantic" locales while employed by federal government. Have gone periods of more than six months without speaking to a woman - now looking to make up for lost time. Rugged individualists; liberal politics. Experienced "problem-solver" with unique "interpersonal skills." Extremely low maintenance. Enjoys running water, bedsheets, temperatures less than 130 degrees. Physically fit; endurance athlete. Great in relationships, terrible in committment.

If we havent yet dated, we probably will. I fall for this everytime.

 

[RayhanS1282]

Male, 23, 5'11, medium built -- born with a third nipple and an extra finger, also suffering from gynecomastia, will do anything for human companionship, willing to try anything once, jokers/clowns need not apply.

 

[drmota]

male, 22, sexy, 9 times the normal man's sperm count.

interests: girls with bangs and that look in their eyes that lets you know they're down. dark hair/skin with blue/green eyes. i'll take it.

-mota

 

[drmota]

Male, 23, 5'11, medium built -- born with a third nipple and an extra finger, also suffering from gynecomastia, will do anything for human companionship, willing to try anything once, jokers/clowns need not apply.

if you were a woman (or animal) i would bone you. out of pity though.
-mota

 

[UMP]

24 year old 6'5 male seeking attractive young female that enjoys constant arguing and fighting. Submissive types need not apply, unless it's that night of the week.

 

[Risa]

21/M

Peeves: High Socks

Oh baby. Marry me?

 

[BoogieGnome]

23/f loves writing fiction, studying genetic oddities, and doing stand up comedy. Seeks tall 24-30yr/male for study sessions, creative fraternization and ballroom dancing.

Hey, I'm down to boogie on the dance floor. That is if you don't mind a short guy who hangs out in gardens 😉 .

 

[novawildcat]

23 m. 5'1". 273 lbs. ISO BBW, NS. Likes freaks in bed. income>$395,000. needs bust>or = 36DD. must be able to cook and clean.

 

[thirdunity]

32-year-old female pre-med student seeks aged, ailing sugar daddy with sexy gardener named Miguel. Please send picture of gardner.

 

[inflamesdjk02]

Oh baby. Marry me?

What'll you be asking for after a few drinks?

Unless you've already had a few, in which case I say...

BRILLIANT!

 

[red dot]

23f
unfortunately straight
you only have to give me reason(s) why i shouldn't... 😉 😱

 

[roboyce]

If we havent yet dated, we probably will. I fall for this everytime.

No, I don't think we have. All the girls I date (let's put this in perspective - we're talking about three girls over the course of the last five years) get married within one year of parting ways with me. It's a law of nature. I'm not sure what that says about me. At least they're not becoming lesbians...

So if anyone is really looking for Mr. Right, give me a call. We'll do our thing for a couple days, break up, and then you'll find your true love somewhere else. Maybe I should start marketing this service...hmm.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

No, I don't think we have. All the girls I date (let's put this in perspective - we're talking about three girls over the course of the last five years) get married within one year of parting ways with me. It's a law of nature. I'm not sure what that says about me. At least they're not becoming lesbians...

So if anyone is really looking for Mr. Right, give me a call. We'll do our thing for a couple days, break up, and then you'll find your true love somewhere else. Maybe I should start marketing this service...hmm.

Wow. I love you more and more each post. I am also 3/3 in sending guys DIRECTLY to the altar. They also did not become lesbians. Do you think it would work on each other if we got together and then subsequently broke up? Or would some kind of tear open up in the fabric of the cosmos and implode the universe?

 

[DrHuang]

Do you think it would work on each other if we got together and then subsequently broke up? Or would some kind of tear open up in the fabric of the cosmos and implode the universe?

would definitely implode the universe

 

[WholeLottaGame7]

Oh yeah, well I DID turn my ex-girlfriend into a bisexual/lesbian. Sadly, this had to occur AFTER we broke up. Poor timing, I guess.

 

[FrkyBgStok]

22/m into bodybuilding and fitness, reading, romantic walks, and spending time together. Must be willing to have sex with my wife too and she with you.

 

[roboyce]

Wow. I love you more and more each post. I am also 3/3 in sending guys DIRECTLY to the altar. They also did not become lesbians. Do you think it would work on each other if we got together and then subsequently broke up? Or would some kind of tear open up in the fabric of the cosmos and implode the universe?

Personally, I like to think that my exes think "wow, that wasn't so bad, maybe I'd like to get married," while in reality, they're probably saying "I NEVER want to go through that again...I might as well get married and get this dating thing over with forever." Oh well, I'm glad they're happy. At least it keeps me from feeling guilty. Although it does interfere with the opportunity to get back together for random...ugh...dinner dates.

As for us getting together, I somehow think that would be bad (but at this point, I'm willing to give anything a try 😉 ). I picture Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters. God only knows what we might unleash upon the world...maybe the stay-puffed marshmellow man.

C'est la vie.

 

[happydays]

No, I don't think we have. All the girls I date (let's put this in perspective - we're talking about three girls over the course of the last five years) get married within one year of parting ways with me. It's a law of nature. I'm not sure what that says about me. At least they're not becoming lesbians...

So if anyone is really looking for Mr. Right, give me a call. We'll do our thing for a couple days, break up, and then you'll find your true love somewhere else. Maybe I should start marketing this service...hmm.

Could you please sign me up after unfrozen? Thanks!

 

[QofQuimica]

Me: 30 y/o SWF cranky, sleep-deprived grad student writing this idiotic post instead of my dissertation. Unredeemable sarcastic workaholic. Unable to appear anywhere in public with you if you want your other friends to ever speak to you again. Too impatient to sit through a movie. Unwilling to go to bars, the beach, parks, your parents' house, dances, meetings of any kind, parties, weddings, restaurants, museums, concerts, clubs, malls, or church/temple unless under extreme duress. Might clean up ok if I ever did clean myself up. Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension. Guaranteed to amuse you, whether you laugh at me or with me.

You: bipedal simian descendent with a pulse. Breathing preferred, but not required.

 

[dbhvt]

Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension.

love it

this is what happens to people who regularly stay up all night drinking coffee while trying to make sense of data. all of a sudden sense kind of changes. its not you, its the sense, and making it (moving dimensions, i mean)

 

[Bluntman]

omg I sincerely hope you're not serious about all of that. 🙁

Me: 30 y/o SWF cranky, sleep-deprived grad student writing this idiotic post instead of my dissertation. Unredeemable sarcastic workaholic. Unable to appear anywhere in public with you if you want your other friends to ever speak to you again. Too impatient to sit through a movie. Unwilling to go to bars, the beach, parks, your parents' house, dances, meetings of any kind, parties, weddings, restaurants, museums, concerts, clubs, malls, or church/temple unless under extreme duress. Might clean up ok if I ever did clean myself up. Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension. Guaranteed to amuse you, whether you laugh at me or with me.

You: bipedal simian descendent with a pulse. Breathing preferred, but not required.

 

[QofQuimica]

omg I sincerely hope you're not serious about all of that. 🙁

Aren't you applying MD/PhD, my friend? You will soon find out for yourself what I'm talking about. 😉

Thank you, dbhvt, for understanding, and dare I say appreciating, my drivel. 😛

 

[jebus]

Ah, yes, the dissertation. I remember when my brother was writing his, I would get these phone calls at all hours of the night. Eventually, I fixed my phone up so it would play music when I put him on hold. Elevator music, horrible pop music, AM christian talk radio (Watch out for the 7 signs of the apocalypse! Every 10 minutes!), whatever I felt like. I proceeded to put him on hold for obscenely long periods of time. Then I did the same thing for my parents' house.
We don't talk much anymore. But he did manage to get that dissertation written up very quickly and at only 45 pages.

 

[LabMonster]

Me: 30 y/o SWF cranky, sleep-deprived grad student writing this idiotic post instead of my dissertation. Unredeemable sarcastic workaholic. Unable to appear anywhere in public with you if you want your other friends to ever speak to you again. Too impatient to sit through a movie. Unwilling to go to bars, the beach, parks, your parents' house, dances, meetings of any kind, parties, weddings, restaurants, museums, concerts, clubs, malls, or church/temple unless under extreme duress. Might clean up ok if I ever did clean myself up. Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension. Guaranteed to amuse you, whether you laugh at me or with me.

You: bipedal simian descendent with a pulse. Breathing preferred, but not required.

Ahh - see this is why I would be breaking down your door... If I weren't married. 😀

 

[pattayapus]

has any one of the many thousands of you keeping up with this forum actually never been on a single date? or never even told a guy/girl you liked him/her? i haven't! i haven't even remotely had a crush since high school (though that wasn't so long ago).

 

[unfrozencaveman]

As for us getting together, I somehow think that would be bad (but at this point, I'm willing to give anything a try 😉

I'll take this reluctant desperation as keen interest. If it helps, I own bedsheets, and have access to plumbing.

 

[roboyce]

I'll take this reluctant desperation as keen interest. If it helps, I own bedsheets, and have access to plumbing.

Bedsheets and plumbing, huh? That's mighty tempting. Best offer I've had in a long time...at least that they didn't want money for. Although Miami gets pretty hot doesn't it? Of course, we've still got a about five weeks of winter here in the south...it' not like we'd need longer than that to make this not work. Do you like 80's New Wave Music and 1993 Volvo Sedans?

 

[nikibean]

28 yo Capricorn F .
I'm really good with big rubber floaty toys in big waves, and I drive a truck.
Athletic, outdoorsy (and not in the "I-own-everything
-from-REI-therefore-I-am-outdoorsy" way -- I despise those posers). Hiking, cycling, rafting, skiing. Learning to Tele. Not a very good climber (scared of heights). Will hot spring any day there's a good one around. I love the beach, the mountains and the desert. Hate urban sprawl. Not threatened by porn, as I own some. Sexually adventurous, if you can keep up.
Very very omniverous. Can grill a kick-a$$ tri tip. Loves: Chocolate, cheese, tequila, my truck, gardening, dogs, cats, *great* food- whether a taco truck or a 5 star restaraunt. Good red wine, an occasional nat sherman (once a year or so), occasional greenery, Harry Potter books, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins and Adrienne Rich. TS Eliot is my favorite poet.

You: can sleep in the woods (not car-camping, I mean OUTside far AWAY from the city) and have a love for the desert, but can hang in the most metro of city clubs or a 5 star hotel. Appreciation for the finer things necessary, but it's not necessary to have the finer things. Morning person? Coffee addiction encouraged. Cigarette addiction a huge negative. Must have some sense of spirituality and of self. Well-travelled, silly but intelligent and not afraid of an independent woman. If you're a "burner" that's a bonus. If you like or know the woman who wrote, "The Sun is setting on the century/and we are armed to the teeth/we're all working together now/to make our lives mercifully brief" then PM me. Left-leaners only need apply, thanks.

 

[Its_MurDAH]

has any one of the many thousands of you keeping up with this forum actually never been on a single date? or never even told a guy/girl you liked him/her? i haven't! i haven't even remotely had a crush since high school (though that wasn't so long ago).

Aren't you the one that has never had a sip of alcohol in your life?

Well, i suggest you get on that first sip soon...

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Bedsheets and plumbing, huh? That's mighty tempting. Best offer I've had in a long time...at least that they didn't want money for. Although Miami gets pretty hot doesn't it? Of course, we've still got a about five weeks of winter here in the south...it' not like we'd need longer than that to make this not work. Do you like 80's New Wave Music and 1993 Volvo Sedans?

Five weeks is a sufficient window in which you can meet me, and leave me for your new wife (happydays?), reserving some grey-area interim in which we have a few "dinner dates". It is not, however, long enough so that I will tell you the contents of my ipod-- my own secret personal shame. If only I were the type of person who like The Postal Service, and Andrew Bird, whoever those guys are. But to answer, with no follow up, yes, I like both of those things.

Congratulations. We are an item.

Now that is sorted out, I think it's time to start the follow up relationship, rethinking my attraction to handsome, noble, walking-resume types, and date someone hot, stupid, younger than me, and rich. Will give up my laid back demeanor, and make ridiculous, nonsensical demands of you and your time. Am blonde. Drive cool car.

 

[MrBurns10]

Drive cool car.

mint green Vespa! For your sake, I hope it has a backseat...or at the very least, a kickstand.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

It has both, but only one matching helmet. But I'm not taking these man-bimbos on that thing. Stop blowing my cover.

 

[Mixtli]

has any one of the many thousands of you keeping up with this forum actually never been on a single date? or never even told a guy/girl you liked him/her? i haven't! i haven't even remotely had a crush since high school (though that wasn't so long ago).

me too! My mommy told me girls were evil.