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27/f NYCAStudent said:single outgoing medical student seeking quirky, open minded and altruistic female. Love of science a plus, no cats, asians preferred. 👍![]()
This should be fun.
n3ur05ur930n said:27/f NYC
interests: sex

Bi-coastal sex may be a bit of a stretch...DrHuang said:nuff said. im in.
n3ur05ur930n said:Bi-coastal sex may be a bit of a stretch...
...if you know what I mean.
inflamesdjk02 said:21/M
Interests: Being Awesome, Being Around Awesome, and Avoiding All That Is Not Awesome
Peeves: High Socks, Habitual Lateness, Biosignal Processing, Lab Reports, (Overly) Anal-Retentive Pre-Meds
I'm serious. Any boys in NYC feeling adventurous enough to be taken for a test drive, I'm down for a drink. IM/PM me. We can engage in some pre-MS1 commiseration....n3ur05ur930n said:27/f NYC
interests: neurosurgery, functional neuroimaging (fMRI) applications in neurosurgical planning, soccer, sex, big guns, the gorgeous Porsche GT
Not altruistic, more like focused gunner. Work hard, play hard, and live to work.
Takers?
roboyce said:Desperate 27 SWM - 6'0, 170 lbs
Spent three of the last four years surrounded by "large groups of men" in "non-romantic" locales while employed by federal government. Have gone periods of more than six months without speaking to a woman - now looking to make up for lost time. Rugged individualists; liberal politics. Experienced "problem-solver" with unique "interpersonal skills." Extremely low maintenance. Enjoys running water, bedsheets, temperatures less than 130 degrees. Physically fit; endurance athlete. Great in relationships, terrible in committment.
RayhanS1282 said:Male, 23, 5'11, medium built -- born with a third nipple and an extra finger, also suffering from gynecomastia, will do anything for human companionship, willing to try anything once, jokers/clowns need not apply.

inflamesdjk02 said:21/M
Peeves: High Socks
omgwtfbbq? said:23/f loves writing fiction, studying genetic oddities, and doing stand up comedy. Seeks tall 24-30yr/male for study sessions, creative fraternization and ballroom dancing.

Risa said:Oh baby. Marry me?
unfrozencaveman said:If we havent yet dated, we probably will. I fall for this everytime.
roboyce said:No, I don't think we have. All the girls I date (let's put this in perspective - we're talking about three girls over the course of the last five years) get married within one year of parting ways with me. It's a law of nature. I'm not sure what that says about me. At least they're not becoming lesbians...
So if anyone is really looking for Mr. Right, give me a call. We'll do our thing for a couple days, break up, and then you'll find your true love somewhere else. Maybe I should start marketing this service...hmm.
unfrozencaveman said:Do you think it would work on each other if we got together and then subsequently broke up? Or would some kind of tear open up in the fabric of the cosmos and implode the universe?
unfrozencaveman said:Wow. I love you more and more each post. I am also 3/3 in sending guys DIRECTLY to the altar. They also did not become lesbians. Do you think it would work on each other if we got together and then subsequently broke up? Or would some kind of tear open up in the fabric of the cosmos and implode the universe?
Could you please sign me up after unfrozen? Thanks!roboyce said:No, I don't think we have. All the girls I date (let's put this in perspective - we're talking about three girls over the course of the last five years) get married within one year of parting ways with me. It's a law of nature. I'm not sure what that says about me. At least they're not becoming lesbians...
So if anyone is really looking for Mr. Right, give me a call. We'll do our thing for a couple days, break up, and then you'll find your true love somewhere else. Maybe I should start marketing this service...hmm.
QofQuimica said:Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension.
QofQuimica said:Me: 30 y/o SWF cranky, sleep-deprived grad student writing this idiotic post instead of my dissertation. Unredeemable sarcastic workaholic. Unable to appear anywhere in public with you if you want your other friends to ever speak to you again. Too impatient to sit through a movie. Unwilling to go to bars, the beach, parks, your parents' house, dances, meetings of any kind, parties, weddings, restaurants, museums, concerts, clubs, malls, or church/temple unless under extreme duress. Might clean up ok if I ever did clean myself up. Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension. Guaranteed to amuse you, whether you laugh at me or with me.
You: bipedal simian descendent with a pulse. Breathing preferred, but not required.
Aren't you applying MD/PhD, my friend? You will soon find out for yourself what I'm talking about. 😉Bluntman said:omg I sincerely hope you're not serious about all of that. 🙁
QofQuimica said:Me: 30 y/o SWF cranky, sleep-deprived grad student writing this idiotic post instead of my dissertation. Unredeemable sarcastic workaholic. Unable to appear anywhere in public with you if you want your other friends to ever speak to you again. Too impatient to sit through a movie. Unwilling to go to bars, the beach, parks, your parents' house, dances, meetings of any kind, parties, weddings, restaurants, museums, concerts, clubs, malls, or church/temple unless under extreme duress. Might clean up ok if I ever did clean myself up. Surreal ability to go on and on about nothing and make sense in an alternative dimension. Guaranteed to amuse you, whether you laugh at me or with me.
You: bipedal simian descendent with a pulse. Breathing preferred, but not required.
roboyce said:As for us getting together, I somehow think that would be bad (but at this point, I'm willing to give anything a try 😉
unfrozencaveman said:I'll take this reluctant desperation as keen interest. If it helps, I own bedsheets, and have access to plumbing.
Aren't you the one that has never had a sip of alcohol in your life?pattayapus said:has any one of the many thousands of you keeping up with this forum actually never been on a single date? or never even told a guy/girl you liked him/her? i haven't! i haven't even remotely had a crush since high school (though that wasn't so long ago).
roboyce said:Bedsheets and plumbing, huh? That's mighty tempting. Best offer I've had in a long time...at least that they didn't want money for. Although Miami gets pretty hot doesn't it? Of course, we've still got a about five weeks of winter here in the south...it' not like we'd need longer than that to make this not work. Do you like 80's New Wave Music and 1993 Volvo Sedans?
mint green Vespa! For your sake, I hope it has a backseat...or at the very least, a kickstand.unfrozencaveman said:Drive cool car.
pattayapus said:has any one of the many thousands of you keeping up with this forum actually never been on a single date? or never even told a guy/girl you liked him/her? i haven't! i haven't even remotely had a crush since high school (though that wasn't so long ago).